100 things we learned from Office Space
I don't know if there was a similar thread in the past, but here goes...
1. Consult an occupational hypnotherapist if you hate your job and your problem will be solved instantly...or even better...get involved in a car accident and receive a sum of money consisting of SEVEN FIGURES.
2. Don't go to work, but sleep it off instead whenever you feel like it.
3. Just work hard enough not to get fired when you have a serious motivational problem at work.
4. Duck out early from work and turn off your answering machine in order to avoid overtime.
5. A programmer for a software company does about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work in a given week. The remainder of the week consists of staring at the desk and spacing out.
6. A true gangsta in action at work occupies the boss' parking lot and disassembles his own cubicle.