Favorite MST3K Lines
Uhhhhhh, I gotta go finish my letter to Jodie Foster.
Y'know, I think Oscar Wylde only dreamed about being this gay.
Yeah, when you get near a song, play it!
Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?
Hey, it's Satchmo!
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Buzz: "Are you a musician, Mr. B? Do you play any instruments?"
Tom Servo: "No, I'm in marketing."
Old guy inspects horn and pushes keys.
Tom Servo: "Huh...no noise there..."
Mr. B: "You should hear him play now...Oom pah! Oom pah!"
Joel: "He sucks, Mr. B."
Buzz's dad walks up to counter in trenchcoat:
"Ve vant to ask you some qvestions..."
Opening song:
Come on and buy some crap from us!
You know that you want to!
And the white race will salute you,
As you prance and gadabout!
Joel: "Is this Liberace's mom?"
Buzz's mom hangs up the phone:
"I'm not really do...I wouldn't want you to hang up on...no, wait..<click>"
Mr. B: "Ever notice the excitement in a school corridor at the end of the school day?"
Joel: "Oh...yeahhh..."
Joel: "I'm hurt and all messed up inside. If only an androgenous man would come and visit me!"
Buzz: "Wish I could..."
Tom Servo: "...wear tights and prance around."
Buzz's Dad: "I imagine a good trumpet would put quite a dent in his dad's checkbook."
Tom Servo: "Yeah, if starts hitting you with it."
Mr. B: "Do you think that this is just a trumpet? No!"
Joel: "It's a bong!"
"Don't make so much noise next time" (at least that was the gist of it)
"He played the Devil's tricone!"
Tom Servo: Now Buzz grandstands every chance he gets.
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
"Betty Luster. Wasn't she married to Martin Sheen?"
shareBuzz's parents exchanging smiles:
"Sucks, doesn't he?"
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"The sun is shining...but the ice is slippery."