Favorite MST3K Lines - Mr. B Natural Discussion

we're white
we're white
we're really really white

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It's fun to be psychotic!

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From this one:

(About Mr. B's interpretive dance) "Oh, God, please say this isn't happening!"

(zoom into Buzz's locker) "Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker ... and find out why they call him 'Buzz.'"

"It sure does matter!" "Oh, excuse me, sexless man-woman."

From "Why Study Industrial Arts":

(about hand-crafted furniture) "Still, your Mexicans do it real cheap."

(from the dweeb main character's Dumbo-like friend) "Can you staple my ears back?"

(at the mention of the term "tool operator," to the tune of Sade's "Smooth Operator"): "Tool operator. Tooooool operator ..."

From "Are you Ready for Marriage":

(Mike, responding to the title) "Yeah, I was tired of sex anyway."

(a rubber band has just broken, and the couple responds alarmingly) "It's gone!" "Where'd it go?" (From Crow) "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

"Ruth! Ruth! Bab-EE Ruth!"
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[–] Reverend_Dr_Syn 17 years ago

I think the point of the Op was best lines from the Mr B. Natural short only, not every single MST3K riffing you ever liked.

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[–] Reverend_Dr_Syn 17 years ago

We're really really really really whiiiiite ...

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[–] K626 18 years ago

My favorite moment:

Mr B: "And just wait until you see the kicks you'll get... The pride of wearing a band uniform, the excitement of traveling to a band competition, and most of all Buzz, fun, fun, FUNNNN!!"

Crow: "Yeah that's nice...(screams) MOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"

"Jeez! Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!" -Crow

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[–] judasrising666666 18 years ago

"Uhh uhh...That's nice...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"See Buzz, it's fun to be psychotic!"

"Yes there's a weirdo loose in the school...yes he was hiding in Junior's locker..."

"Now this kid grandstand's at any given opprotunity..."

"Mom, Dad, tell me you heard that!"

"Don't patronize me old man!"

"Mr. B you're HOT!!!"

"Forget music, I wanna dance!"

"I really wanna Dad...wear a leotard and a Peter Pan hat!"

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[–] borgcube_jedi 18 years ago

Mr. B: And don't be too sure I wasn't in the Garden of Eden with Mr. & Mrs. Adam!
Mike: She was the snake!

Mike (as Buzz): I'm hurt and all messed up insude. If only an androgynous man would visit me!

Mr. B (to Buzz): You awakened me!
Tom (as Buzz): So I'm attracted to guys now?

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[–] mvance-1 18 years ago

From "Mr. B Natural"
Announcer: "It's important to inspect your instrument."
Crow: "And wash it every day!"

From "Johnny At the Fair"
Crow (as Johnny grasps chainlink fence): "Attica! Attt-ica!"

Mike (I think): "This is the last time we'll see Johnny happy."

Crow (as Johnny sits in Joe Louis' lap): "Joe hits up Johnny for fifteen cents in back-tax money."

From "Design for Dreaming"

Tom Servo: "Suddenly mother's little helpers kick in."

Steve.

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[–] ptrschckl 18 years ago

Also from Design For Dreaming:

"I CLUTCH the invitation to my BOOOOOOO-som!"

***That was dirty pool -- using a Freud quote.***

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[–] cerrita 18 years ago

Mr. B: (Outside Buzz's locker) I'd better wait until he calls for me, though. Till he reaches for the spirit.
Tom: Oh, calls for Satan.

"And the big clock on the wall says... that's all from The Stridex Medicated Band Hour..."

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[–] doggans 18 years ago

Every line is golden, but the part that never fails to crack me up for some reason is when Buzz starts his solo at the dance and they jump in with the fast random solo from before.

"By using the internet, you're killing the rainforest." - CursedSlytherin

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[–] GuyWhiteyCorngood07 18 years ago

"Mr. B Natural, you're hot!" - Joel

"We're whiiite, we're whiiite, we're really really whiiite" - Joel & the bots

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[–] rudeboy8080 18 years ago

Mr. B: You listen to him, Buzz.
Joel: Or I'll kill you!

[Impersonating a little girl near a counter]
Crow: You missed your last payments, Pops!
[Impersonating a German]
Crow: Ve'd live to ask you sum questions.

Tom, Joel, and Crow: We're really, really white...we're really, really white...oh, we're white...

Young lady: It's a new step.
Tom: It's a goose-step!

Joel: What is this? 'Flight of the Bumblehag'?
Tom: Mr. B, so I am attracted to guys now?

[Mr. B throws Buzz on the bed]
Crow: I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!

[Mr. B makes a trumpet appear out of thin air]
Tom Servo: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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[–] gbear4 18 years ago

Crow(as Buzz's dad talking to the music store clerk) "Put away the grease-gun pops and show me something cheap."

Or when the kids are at their locker and the girl is trying to show a new dance step. She asks the kid with the new clarinet to play something and he starts hitting his clarinet case and Crow says "That's not the way you play it."

This is one of my favorite MST shows.

gbear

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[–] DaVidBoi 18 years ago

"Mr. B, you're hot!"

"Why does my kid have to be such a dud?! I was popular..."

"Mom, dad, tell me you heard that!"

"Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?!"

"See, boss, it's fun to be psychotic!"

"Ladies and Gentleman, please accept our sincere apology for all of this."

"He's got a gun!... I swear that he had a gun..." Dunno why that one amuses me.

Servo mimicking Buzz's fast solo.

From 'Johnny At The Fair':

"Ow, my ear!"

"Yeah, but if you've seen their act, you know that's not likely."

"Johnny feels the voices in his head, urging him onward..."

"Ettica Ettica!"

From "Design for Dreaming":

"It's a salute to Mr. B!"

"Cleared for Take-off."

"Stockard Channing IS... Peter Pan."

"Pregnant Woman and Schnauser optional."

"The bridge to the future's out..."

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[–] mathews-rr-1 17 years ago

From Mr B Natural

Mr b: I knew your father i did
- You leave my father out of this

- nice house, do they live in peewees playhouse

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[–] missmay77 16 years ago

You listen to him, Buzz! Or I'll kill you!

He failed to bring back the sampo.

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[–] RodimusPrime 16 years ago

Where'd you come from?
Bellevue!

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[–] marcus_stokes2000 15 years ago

She's so perky... KILL HER.

Doug Roberts: What do they call it when you kill people?
The Towering Inferno

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