An average (5) movie 'til the ending..
I had to ultimately knock it to a 4.
How many times has the airport ending been used?
The person leaving gets on the plane, but shows signs of being unsure. The person staying jumps up, out of no where, deciding they must get to the airport before the flight leaves. When they get there, the person asks someone where the plane is. The bystander either points it out or gives him the terminal number. Then the person realizes they are too late. Just as they begin to lose hope, looking at the ground, walking away, the person from the flight shows up, to the [sarcasm] suprise [/sarcasm] of us all.
The whole pirate thing didn't help this film itself. The World War II era fighter, in the tree, had me rolling my eyes at the super convenience of it all.
Oh well. I saw lots of breast, so it's okay..?