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Quotes you've actually used.

posted 17 years ago by cobram-1
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Went on a recent trip for a family reunion in Puerto Rico, and found myself using more than few quotes from Vegas Vacation.

My most used list:

1.)"Everyone loves a baby." (screaming brat on the flight)

2.)"After you, Mr. Papagiorgio." (snuck our underage cousin into a strip club)

3.)""I'll have some of the yeller, and don't get cheap on me." (at the worse buffet I've ever been to in my life.)

What quotes from the movie have just been perfect for your real world vacations?

[–] spudjustice 11 years ago

All I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spitting out 50 pound tomatoes.

Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar.

[–] Lindsey2002 11 years ago

"Welcome to the Mirage Mr. Papageorgio"

[–] Rockhound6165 11 years ago

Wow. 5 pages and not one mention of one of the best lines in the movie, one that I use whenever I see a blowout in sports, I'll say:

"I haven't seen a beating that bad since someone put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose".

[–] The_Angry_Critic 10 years ago

In variation, I've used:

"Y'all still hungry? I can wrestle some the potato salad away from the dog."

[–] f-ascaso 9 years ago

I always laugh at that in the movie, but I'm one of those people who don't remember the quote when I really need it. What sucks worse is that I remember them a few minutes later when it's too late.

That is one of the top 3 quotes from the movie in my book.

if it was any good they'd have made an American version by now - Hank Hill