Who was da bomb in Phantoms?
Oh yeah, Ben Affleck was.
shareYou da man.
(Askew fans in the house I see).
word, b****, phantoms like a mother *beep*
sharePhantoms is the best movie-totally underrated. Ben Affleck did a OSCARWORTHY PERFORMANCE!
Affleck, you da bomb in Phantoms, yo!
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Word Bitch, Phantoms like a *beep* I watched that again last night
shareYou have all given me a reason to watch JASBSB. Thank you very much.
sharethe movie sucks. it doesnt have a strong background. the creature just pops out of nowhere. also, if the hydrocarbon creature already exists since ancient time and has the ability to multiply, its size should have been much larger than that. most human should have been "obsessed", if not all. the fact that it has only run rampant in a small town doesnt match the supposedly superior capability of the creature.
shareWhat the F&%K is the internet?
shareTickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that sh*t to school every morning for free?
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HAHAH I think its great i came to a phantoms page and I get Jay & Silent Bob.. I LOVE IT!!! Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms
"Dreams aren't perfect Dawson, they come true, not free..." - Joey Potter
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No, yo da man, and thats the problem. Does your' father no you bring a *beep* his coffee?
shareActually, Peter O'Toole stole the movie--what little of it there was to steal.
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Meh-Meh-Meh!
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow." - Guybrush Threepwood
"You and your freaky adopted sone are free to *beep* that was them wasn't it?
Customer: Cute cat.What's his name?
Randal: Annoying customer.
*beep* d*ckhead-Clerks
ever have ur *beep* licked by a fatman in a over coat
share"Look at these morose *beep* right here. Smells like somone sh*t in their cereal. Boooooongggg!" That was good.
It may not be my way, but damn if there dosn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... *beep* That was them, wasn't it?
shareYeah I suppose your' gonna tell me the monkey's gay now.
share"Yeah I suppose your' gonna tell me the monkey's gay now."
Well how do you know he dosen't smoke monkey pole?
"Don't You realise who i am?! i'm the pie *beep*
"yeah well.....in prison....he'll be the pie!"
Chaka: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Chaka's Production Assistant: Or House Party 3!
Chaka: Shut the *beep* up.
Jay: Just for the record I aint gay.
Willenholly: While were on the subject I knew that wasnt a real little boy.
POINTS TO SILENT BOB
Jay: Just for one more record HE LOVES THE *beep*
Do you want to make some *beep* BERZERCKER!
I should've died over there. When I was in that water, I made a deal with God. I told him I was sorry, I told him I knew I'd been a fool for leavin you and tryin to go over there and be a hero, and I promised I'd never ask for anything again, if I could just see you one more time... And ya know what? It was worth it. You kept me alive Evelyn, you brought me home. So I'm gonna stand by my end of the deal, I'm gonna walk away and I won't ask you for anything... but I just want to know why... Just tell me that will you please? Just tell me why.
-easily the best affleck line in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back
wait--what?
"If sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil."
-Hunter S. Thompson
Apple sauce, bitch.
I feel a bit light-headed. Maybe you should drive.
I am the master of the C.L.I.T whenever you see c.l.i.t you'll see this face! I take it like this...and I pinch it..ohh you little....
~Where Is My Mind?~
"i said you loved the cock, i must be the craftiest mother f_ucker alive"
"This is not a drill. This is the Apocolypse" Dogma
George Lucas is gonna sue somebody
Dante: I'm the B#*@$?
Randall: Well if we were gay that's how I'd see it.
They're not talking about you now, they're talking about fictional characters, fi ct io nal characters, am I getting through to you?
Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Matt: Jesus Ben. Not again.
Ben: Ah ha! I wasn't with a hooker today!
I am an excellent marksmen. I've always... ah!!!!
shareSilent Bob:Oh but, I think it is...We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? likeness rights, not only for the artistic basis, but also obviously for the character basis, for your intellectual property for bluntman and chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, "Banky", you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Jay:(not listening) Yeah.
Banky: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
Jay:Well, we gotta get something in return.
Banky: Tell you what,I'll give you half of what I make.
Jay: HALF?!?!?!?
Banky: Half's not good enough? Fine, I'll give you 2/3 of what I make.
Jay: *beep* you. You said half. You can't change it back.
Banky: (To Silent Bob) You know your friends a *beep* clown shoe.
Silent Bob: After, 5 films I'm starting to see that. Yeah.
I have the film on Dvd and I used my PC to mix the theatrical version with delted scenes and secret stash.
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I have the 2 disc collecters version, all of my recut is pure DVD quality goodness and certain scenes don't look like poop on my high res viewing pleasures :p
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