Who was da bomb in Phantoms? - Phantoms (1998) Discussion

[–] morphoman 20 years ago

You da man.

(Askew fans in the house I see).

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[–] longhornbigg 19 years ago

word, b****, phantoms like a mother *beep*

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[–] matt_cockdeezle 19 years ago

Phantoms is the best movie-totally underrated. Ben Affleck did a OSCARWORTHY PERFORMANCE!

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[–] MagnificentBastard 19 years ago

Affleck, you da bomb in Phantoms, yo!

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!

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[–] C_Goody_The_Boogeyman89 19 years ago

Word Bitch, Phantoms like a *beep* I watched that again last night

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[–] tBiTs 19 years ago

You have all given me a reason to watch JASBSB. Thank you very much.

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[–] don_send_spam 19 years ago

the movie sucks. it doesnt have a strong background. the creature just pops out of nowhere. also, if the hydrocarbon creature already exists since ancient time and has the ability to multiply, its size should have been much larger than that. most human should have been "obsessed", if not all. the fact that it has only run rampant in a small town doesnt match the supposedly superior capability of the creature.

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[–] phimseto 19 years ago

What the F&%K is the internet?

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[–] r_tuned 19 years ago

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that sh*t to school every morning for free?

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[–] DCreek043 17 years ago

HAHAH I think its great i came to a phantoms page and I get Jay & Silent Bob.. I LOVE IT!!! Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms

"Dreams aren't perfect Dawson, they come true, not free..." - Joey Potter

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[–] Hobbes47E 19 years ago

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

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[–] peeeete 19 years ago

'Yo, youse guys wanna hear something *beep* up about him and that quickstop boy?'

'We don't smoke pot, yo!'

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[–] jewfizzle 18 years ago

"I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!"

What's that from?

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[–] outlawwolfz 18 years ago

Thats from Eurotrip dude.

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[–] colinmcsloy 19 years ago

No, yo da man, and thats the problem. Does your' father no you bring a *beep* his coffee?

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[–] squyerkul2 19 years ago

gee, stop quoting lines from Jay and Silent Bob Strike back :p

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[–] miko_yay 19 years ago

You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!!

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[–] chojin_dragon313 19 years ago

i like this guy he knows a good movie when he sees one

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[–] TheCrowningHalo 19 years ago

Actually, Peter O'Toole stole the movie--what little of it there was to steal.

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[–] Majestik_Moose 19 years ago

Meh-Meh-Meh!

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow." - Guybrush Threepwood

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[–] MisterAngelFace 19 years ago

"You and your freaky adopted sone are free to *beep* that was them wasn't it?

Customer: Cute cat.What's his name?
Randal: Annoying customer.
*beep* d*ckhead-Clerks

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[–] mattmafia 19 years ago

ever have ur *beep* licked by a fatman in a over coat

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[–] numcrun 19 years ago

"Look at these morose *beep* right here. Smells like somone sh*t in their cereal. Boooooongggg!" That was good.

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[–] j_o_b_music 19 years ago

It may not be my way, but damn if there dosn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... *beep* That was them, wasn't it?

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[–] colinmcsloy 19 years ago

Yeah I suppose your' gonna tell me the monkey's gay now.

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[–] TS_836 19 years ago

That wasnt Ben Affleck, it was his cousin Barney Affleck.

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[–] oft_I_am 18 years ago

"That wasnt Ben Affleck, it was his cousin Barney Affleck."

"What the f*&^ did I ever do to you?"

"I give that two snaps up in a circle!"

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[–] Othy59 19 years ago

"Yeah I suppose your' gonna tell me the monkey's gay now."

Well how do you know he dosen't smoke monkey pole?

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[–] SeanDownie 19 years ago

"Don't You realise who i am?! i'm the pie *beep*

"yeah well.....in prison....he'll be the pie!"

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[–] Othy59 19 years ago

Chaka: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Chaka's Production Assistant: Or House Party 3!
Chaka: Shut the *beep* up.

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[–] GARYR344 19 years ago

Jay: Just for the record I aint gay.
Willenholly: While were on the subject I knew that wasnt a real little boy.
POINTS TO SILENT BOB
Jay: Just for one more record HE LOVES THE *beep*

Do you want to make some *beep* BERZERCKER!

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[–] IdiosyncraticPat 19 years ago

"Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass."

Recognize

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

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[–] ethanrunt 19 years ago

Heh, just like winnie the pooh!

Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme! Ich Komme!

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[–] big_papi 19 years ago

I should've died over there. When I was in that water, I made a deal with God. I told him I was sorry, I told him I knew I'd been a fool for leavin you and tryin to go over there and be a hero, and I promised I'd never ask for anything again, if I could just see you one more time... And ya know what? It was worth it. You kept me alive Evelyn, you brought me home. So I'm gonna stand by my end of the deal, I'm gonna walk away and I won't ask you for anything... but I just want to know why... Just tell me that will you please? Just tell me why.

-easily the best affleck line in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

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[–] n0rmnbates 19 years ago

wait--what?

"If sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil."
-Hunter S. Thompson

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[–] JackBauer_24 19 years ago

word bitch, phantoms like a mother *beep*

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[–] BoogieDk 19 years ago

Damnit Wes ! a Monkey ?! Are you even trying anymore ?

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[–] ThreeSpoons82 19 years ago

"Ma Jungle Love, wo eo eo eo!"

The muva *beep* time yo!

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[–] Hudson1-2 19 years ago

Lion face HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lemon face HUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Lion face HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lemon face HUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Break it down

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[–] cometofragglerck 19 years ago

WE LOVE THIS MONKEY!!!!!!!!

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[–] tarantino712 19 years ago

orangutan; the most dangerous animal known to man

I'd been up all night shooting cheese balls, that's cocaine and cheese.

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[–] kingsley_zissou84 18 years ago

I looooooove animals, stupid!

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[–] JackBauer_24 18 years ago

*beep* yeah we steal monkeys all the time right lunchbox

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[–] wheresdonnie 18 years ago

Apple sauce, bitch.

I feel a bit light-headed. Maybe you should drive.

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[–] Trent_Darko 18 years ago

I am the master of the C.L.I.T whenever you see c.l.i.t you'll see this face! I take it like this...and I pinch it..ohh you little....

~Where Is My Mind?~

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[–] JackBauer_24 18 years ago

"i said you loved the cock, i must be the craftiest mother f_ucker alive"

"This is not a drill. This is the Apocolypse" Dogma

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[–] KSMallrat 18 years ago

George Lucas is gonna sue somebody

Dante: I'm the B#*@$?
Randall: Well if we were gay that's how I'd see it.

They're not talking about you now, they're talking about fictional characters, fi ct io nal characters, am I getting through to you?

Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

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[–] knifey-mcstab 18 years ago

A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who'd pay to see that?

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[–] Trent_Darko 18 years ago

fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!
SUCK IT IN!!!
...just like winnie the pooh

Zoinks, Yo
doobie snacks

~Where Is My Mind?~

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[–] atomik86 18 years ago

"Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there! "

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[–] specialagentj 18 years ago

Matt: Jesus Ben. Not again.
Ben: Ah ha! I wasn't with a hooker today!

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[–] Aimee_Mann_Fan 18 years ago

I am an excellent marksmen. I've always... ah!!!!

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[–] STinG3606 18 years ago

Silent Bob:Oh but, I think it is...We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? likeness rights, not only for the artistic basis, but also obviously for the character basis, for your intellectual property for bluntman and chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, "Banky", you are in breach of the original contract. Ergo, you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Jay:(not listening) Yeah.
Banky: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career.
Jay:Well, we gotta get something in return.
Banky: Tell you what,I'll give you half of what I make.
Jay: HALF?!?!?!?
Banky: Half's not good enough? Fine, I'll give you 2/3 of what I make.
Jay: *beep* you. You said half. You can't change it back.
Banky: (To Silent Bob) You know your friends a *beep* clown shoe.
Silent Bob: After, 5 films I'm starting to see that. Yeah.

I have the film on Dvd and I used my PC to mix the theatrical version with delted scenes and secret stash.

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[–] inryi 18 years ago

I have the 2 disc collecters version, all of my recut is pure DVD quality goodness and certain scenes don't look like poop on my high res viewing pleasures :p

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