Amelia...i'm sorry...yeah no...no um its not gonna be a boring soup, its just that's just the base!, you put the chicken and you gotta add other flavors, carrots and celery are just the base of the soup!!!
...And i know where you live...
Its not me!!!
Debbie: So what's your business?
Martin: Professional Killer
Debbie: You get dental with that?
Not my favorite, but love The Beatles reference;
Marcella; "You can take care of business and stop by Grosse Pointe for your reunion..."
Marty: "Look, Sgt. Pepper, I really need you to shut up about that."
Martin: "This is Debbie's house."
Paul: "Yeah sorta snuck up on you didn't it?"
Martin: "No, you drove us here."
I read 'em all (I think) but didn't see these:
Grocer: You want a father figure, I'll give you a spanking!
Martin at the Ultimart (sp?): Well, you can't go home again...but I guess you can shop there.
Debi: Everyone's coming back to...take stock of their lives. Know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
God...there are so many more great lines in this film!
Don't get me wrong...
It might be unbelievable,
But let's not say so long
"Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein." - Martin ordering an egg white omelette with nothing in it.
shareSo so many to post here:
"Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."
Debi: I should have worn a skirt.
Marty: I should have brought my gun.
Debi: You're a *beep* *psycho*.
Marty: Don't rush to judgment on something like that until all the facts are in.
Debi: Don't. I don't wanna hear about the theories. I wanna hear about the dead people. Explain the dead people.
Marty: You should read the files on some of the *beep* I mean, it reads like a demon's resume.
I can cut and paste forever. I stayed up until nearly 4 am on a Sunday night when I had to go to work Monday and watched this from beginning to end. Hilarious and witty as hell.
I don't do penance, I do shots.
A psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right.
shareMore great lines than from any movie I can think of. My favorite (yes I know it was already mentioned):
"Oh good. It's a growth industry."
I've never been able to figure if her Dad was joking or serious there, which makes it even funnier.
:-)
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.