Amelia...i'm sorry...yeah no...no um its not gonna be a boring soup, its just that's just the base!, you put the chicken and you gotta add other flavors, carrots and celery are just the base of the soup!!!
...And i know where you live...
Its not me!!!
- Alright, I'll give it a shot.
- No, don't give it a shot! Don't shoot anything!
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You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
I don't wanna get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein!
shareThanks! I work for Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Fav comic book films ever:
Captain America: Winter Solider
Batman Begins
Iron Man
Blade
Popcorn!
shareRob, Any idea what Dan Akroyd's character meant when he says this? I can't figure it out for the life of me,
shareAny idea what Dan Akroyd's character meant when he says this? I can't figure it out for the life of meI've always thought he is making a "joke" about the sound of gunfire.
Martin was hired to kill Bart Newberry but he saves his life instead and rescues Bart from Grocer's group of hit men waiting at the end of the block.
Plus, they already knew he was hanging around with Debbie because they were stalking him when he and Debbie were at the bar. They had probably done research and found that they had a prior relationship, etc.
Just a thought.
Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Martin Blank: Um... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh, good for you! Growth industry.
"A psychopath kills for no reason... I kill for mon...ey... that didn't sound right."
shareWaitress: "What do you want in your omelette, sir?"
Martin: "Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all."
Waitress: "Well, that's not technically an omelette."
Martin: "Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein."
Also, every conversation Martin has with Dr. Oatman (especially when Martin jokes about knowing where he, Oatman, lives) is filled with great lines.
Hey there, Johnny Boy, I hope you fry!
Grocer: Here's the new stuff, Kid: Durazac 15. Makes Prozac feel like a decaf Latte. You want a couple? I got Jars.
Martin: I don't do that stuff anymore.
Grocer: No wonder you got the shakes... And don't say "do it", because I don't "do it" alright? I ingest it on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be putting in the water for the citizens like fluoride.
Arlene Ocelot Joseph: I had the yearbook pictures put on, so everybody knows who everybody was!
Martin: A special torture!
"A naked American man stole my balloons!"