BEST LINE IN MOVIE


ED- I think about a lot of things, squirrels, card board boxes, sticky things!

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Yeah! And also the most famous, classic saying is: Ed- "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"



LMAO

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don't remember exactly how it goes, but whenever they find out about Ed's special sauce Dan Schneider yells "Ed GO MAKE SOME SAUCE!!" or something like. That scene had me rolling on the floor.

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"I need a hot jacuzzi!"

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doubtless, the line that had me rolling on the floor was this one:

Shaquille O'Neal: "You're not like other people, are you?"

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ed - "ohh look, a clock!".....HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! first few mins of the movie

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"do you mean that?" ED
"mean what?"
"that im your buddy?" ED


anyone else notice this exact scene was in "the cable guy"? :p

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"First, we gotta beat out our big competition across the street, Good Burger. Ah-hah. Ah-hahhahhhha. Haah." I love the face Dexter makes and the way the guy swallows when Kurt says "Your life is Mondo Burger," and "He uttered something."


Do you know who I am? I am a huge fan of radio control!

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i just read every post here and cant stop laughing...
such an amazing movie!!!

but the best quote ever will always be:

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?




Following his violent revolution, Gandhi was devoured by his followers.

-Chuck Noblet

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Its gotta be either

Keenan - "Do I know you from somewhere?
Kel - "Have you ever been to Australia?"
Keenan "No"
Kel - "Me neither"




or




Customer - "I'm reporting your name to the manager"
Kel - "But the manager already knows my name"

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Kurt: because kurt is now your mother and your father

Dexter: He must look awfully strange naked.


Ed on top of roof with Dexter: I don't know what my dad looks like either, but at least i get to see him every day.




it is shave a martian, not save a martian.

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when mr wheat puts out his new mailbox and some neighbor says, 'nice box wheat'

If you're scared go to skoal

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When Dexter is telling Ed about how Kurt from Mondo Burger insulted him and yelled at him, and then Ed says "Wow, you must really suck!"

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after he tells ed to make more sauce he says:
"yippie skippy!"
and my other favorite is when he says "is it because im black?"

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kurt: (puts his knee through the TV) you're not so fast with the trash-talk NOW, huh??
henchman: you got him that time, bro!!!

kurt: MAKE. OUR BURGERS. BIGGER.
henchman: bigger? but sir, we're alr--
kurt: BIGGER!!!!!!!!! BIGGER!!!!!!!!
the way he screams is hilarious hahahaha

roxanne: i'm hungry for you!
ed: oh, well... i'm not edible.

roxanne: can't we just go somewhere and be alone?
ed: (disgusted) what for??
roxanne: well, somewhere we can talk? ...get to know each other better? doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
ed: (looks at camera and then shoves roxanne away, repulsed) NO!!! ...COME ON!!!

roxanne: ed, tell me what's in your sauce, and i'll give you anything you want.
ed: uh..... whatcha got?
roxanne: for starters? how about this? (grabs ed's collar and moves to kiss him)
ed: OH... OH NO! (flips roxanne onto the ground) oh! uh... i'm sorry! you surprised me. uh... can you breathe?

dexter: who was that? man, she is all that!
ed: all what??

classicccc. hahaha


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As much as I love this movie, I don't think anyone but rabbitte has posted a funny quote. I was about to add the "BIGGER!" quote and my other fav's, but you already covered them. Well done

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