BEST LINE IN MOVIE


ED- I think about a lot of things, squirrels, card board boxes, sticky things!

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Dexter- "This grinder; is it a real grinder or is it meant to be some kind of a metaphor?"

Man, I saw Goodburger for the first time in years this morning, and when Dexter said that I couldn't stop laughing. Just the way he ridicules everything that Kurt says, and when he puts on that silly childish voice when he says "Or is...some kind of a metaphor". I was hysterical.

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ED - "Is is because I'm black?"...classic

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"Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?"
"Uh...something...?"
"I win!"

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GREAT! haha, um how about when Ed meets Dexter and Dex points out that he knows Ed from some where?

ed: maybe im a pretty nurse?!

Oooo! When Ed jumps on Kurts truck!

Kurt: Can I give you a lift?
Ed: I dont know..im pretty heavy

hmm...or when ed's with roxanne

Roxanne: what is something you've always wanted to do?
Ed: Ive always wanted to save a martian


†...I know who you are...the leader of lost souls....you can't kill me...im immortal†

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I'm a psychopath.
I'm Ed.
Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free all the kangaroos?
Uh, not that I recall.
Do you think I'm cute?
Uh, sure!
What's cute about me?
Uh, your head.
You have a cute head too!
Well, I try to keep it nice. So what you in for?
I got in trouble, for breaking into the zoo and freeing the kangaroos...my name's Heather!
Really? My mom's name is Heather.
Really?
No.
I like you Ed.
Huh!

OK...I've seen this movie too many times...

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One I like is:

Dexter: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
Ed:Oh, it's easy, just go thhhiiiissssss

It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem Show-Eminem, Cleaning Out My Closet

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Some others i like are:

"Sorry I uttered"-Dexter

"Any accidents in your hisory"-the dude who runs Good Burger
"Not to your knowledge"-Dexter

You can do anything you set your mind to, man-Eminem, Lose Yourself

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Kurt is now both your mother and your father:

Dexter: Kut must look awfully strange nekkid.

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it on the streets...

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Man there are too many to choose from!

Dexter~"Chickens...chickens don't moo man, they cluck, (chicken noise)"

Ed (reading contract)~"Mhm....mhm...Oh yeah, yeah....I know some of these words!"


"Your not the only one whose watching..."

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Ed (reading contract)~"Mhm....mhm...Oh yeah, yeah....I know some of these words!"

^ agreed ^
best line in the movie.

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Ed - "Is it bec. I'm black?"

"Dexter: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
Ed:Oh, it's easy, just go thhhiiiissssss"

"Kurt is now both your mother and your father!"
Dexter: Kurt must look awfully strange nekkid.

When yr dancing, and laughing, and FINALLY LIVING, hear my voice in yr head and think of me kindly…

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Best line indeed.

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Its "I've always wanted to shave a martian."

I like "Is it because I'm black"

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The old lady " oh poo I wanted mustard" the way she said it was priceless

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Hey, I thought me and my buddy where the only ones that found that funny. Glad we're not alone! And the annoying look on her face was priceless as well. Espcially when Ed runs into her to stop her from eating the burger!

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its not save a martian its shave a martian... hence why he pulls out the razor :P

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Otis: can you drive me to the hospital? I think i broke my ass

Ed: is it because im Black?

Kurt: how does 10 dollars sound!
Ed: i dont know, sort of like...KLSHSLKSCHSKSSSH

Ed: Im a dude, hes a dude, shes a dude, cuz where all dudes HEY

Ed: LOOK! im Grape nose boy! BloobadybloobyadyBloobadybloobyadyBloobadybloobyady

LOL &

Boss(dan s): Ed! go in there and make some sauce!
Ed: Yippie Skippy!

Mondo Burger Guy(s): Who are you?
Otis: Yo Momma, now who are you?

LOL i frikin laughhh when otis goes Yo MOmma

i love that movie
*-*-*-*-*
I Twilight!

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ED-I dont remember what my dad looks like either but at least I get to see him every day.

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Dexter: "Ed, that dipthong doesn't like you, he is using you."

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when ed wakes and goes WOAH! A Clock!

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"WOAH! A CLOCK!"

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ed reads the contract: hmm mm, uh huh, ok, hmm...I KNOW SOME OF THESE WORDS!!!

cracks me up!!

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when Dexter wants to ask a girl out but is too embarrassed.

Ed: Chicken. MOOOOO!

in the resteraunt

Dexter: Watch your butt. *Ed spins around attempting to watch it*

I love when the big burger lands on the brand new car.

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the part where dexter talks about his dad not being around and not remember what he looks like, then the ed says, i dont remember what my dad looks like, even though i see him everyday, that was the funniest line

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What really stuck out in my head was:

Mr. Wheat's "Home of the big booty-burger. Home of the big-booty burger" while he dances out to dine at Mondo Burger.

Jump in.
--- Xbox 360

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I have to say the best line in the movie is when dex is trying to work at mondo burger.

Kurt blows the whistle.
and after the second time kurt blows the whistle
Dex:again with the whistle.

also when ed is in kurts car.

kurt:i want you to ditch good burger and start working for kurt.
Ed: who's Kurt?
Kurt: I'm kurt.
Ed:I'm Ed.
Kurt:I'm aware
Ed:I thought you said you were kurt.

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Old man (sorry i cant remember his name): I fink I just broke my ass

brilliant

wow a clock!!!!!

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When Roxanne Comes into the Restaurant. . .

(Note: This Diolouge isn't Exactly Correct. . .)

R:Excuse Me. .
ED: Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can i take your order?
R: You Are So Hot. . .
ED: Well i often sweat at work. . .So Ya Hungry?
R: Yes i am, but not for food. . . .i'm hungry for you. . .
ED: Oh, well i'm not edible. . .
R: (Chortles) How would you like to go on a date?
ED: With Who?!
R: (Chortles again) Me Silly!
ED: (Chuckles) ME SILLY TOO! (Then he pushes her really far)

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And. . . .

ED: One more Good Shake. . .
Dex: Good Good, Keep Em Comin'. . .
ED: Uh, Dude, Don't You Think You've Had Enough?
Dex: Hey, Don't i know You From Somehere?
ED: Ever Been To Australia?
Dex: No. . .
ED: Me Neither. . .

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These are my favorites but not be exact.

Guy: Thats it! im reporting your name to the manager.
Ed: The manager already knows my name
Guy: THats it See you in H***.
Ed: Ok see ya there!

Ed: Dex is a chicken MOOOOOOO! MMOOOOOOO!!.
Dex: Chickens dont moo the cluck BRAWKKAKA.
Ed: MOOOOO!

Kurt: Im Kurt
Ed: Im Ed.
Kurt: IM AWARE!
Ed: Hey! you said you were kurt.

Kurt: Kurt is now your mother and your father.
Dex: Kurt must look wierd naked!

Heather: My name is Heather.
Ed: Really my mom's name is heather.
Heather: Really?
Ed: No.

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I love the part where he puts the grapes in his nose and sez
"look! im grape nose boy! (starts sinign)"

and
"i wonder how the get the hotdog into the corny exterior?"

and
"my mom thinks my first word was 'trousers' but i think it was 'tweezers'"

and man i love that movie!!!!!

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haha dont know if this one got used but

"i hate to put a black man in jail"

sinbad is hilarious

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Kurt: Who are you?!
Otis: Your mamma!

i died laughing!

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Brother Reid. You have messed up my afro.

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Another of my favorite lines is.. this
(maybe not exact)

Dexter: Ya know what ed i don't even know what my dad looks like
Ed: I don't know what my dad looks like either but atleast i get to see him everyday!

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oh no, why would they want to harm all those innocent sharks

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Ed: "Wanna see my special place?"
Dexter: "That's not excatly what I had in mind..."

"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans?" Bender

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customer: "i'm gonna report your name to the manager!"
ed: "why the manager already knows my name?"

or...

ed: " i've always wanted to shave a martian"

or even...

dex: "you look familiar..."
ed: "ever been to australia?"
dex: "no"
ed: "me neither"

maybe...

dex " i have a problem"
ed: "were you bitten by a sheep?"




"wata!, wata!, wata!, i need wata!"

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Kurt: Hi, im kurt
Ed:Im ed
Kurt: IM AWARE!!
Ed:Hey, u sed u were kurt - classic


We all have our reasons

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Ed: Why'd you fire O'malley?
Mr.Bailey (manager): BECAUSE THE BOY SHOWED UP TO WORK WITH OUT HIS PANTS!!
Ed: oh,hehe.

GILBERT GRAPE MAY BE A DRAPE BUT I'LL NEVER EAT RAISINS AGAIN ;)

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Kurt: You think you're funny don't you, bro? At Mondo Burger, there are no comedians. You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
Dexter: Okay, now, this grinder of yours...is this a real grinder or is just some kind of a metaphor??
Kurt: That's it! You're gone!

ALSO

Kurt: Mondo Burger's going to be the biggest burger chain on this planet. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family......because Kurt...is now both your mother and your father.


Dexter: Kurt must look awfully strange naked.

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Kurt: "If there's anyone who can get the sauce out of Ed, it's Roxanne."

Does anyone else agree that that is a blatant sexual innuendo?

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