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Quite possibly the best movie ever made


A real "slam-dunk". This instant classic "stole" my heart and mind. After many sub-par attempts at the action genre, "Double Team" clearly illustrates that Jean-Claude van Damme's career is on the "rebound".

JCVD is completely remarkable in his role as a guy who really beat the crap of people. In his previous films, it is worth noting that he only kind of beat the crap out of people. In this film, he severely beats the crap out of people. This just proves that JCVD's grown tremendously as an actor. His talent has surpassed the acting skill The Rock and Vin Diesel added together, and then mutliplied together and then added together again. He quite clearly states with this role that he refuses to be typecast. I believe within a few years time, we will all see JC completely obliterate the crap out of every one in a movie (there quite literally be no more crap to be obliterated).

Dennis Rodman is brilliant as "Yaz". His acting talent in portraying a witty, basketball playing clown is unmatched, and in my opinion, commits no "foul" nor "double-dribble" in his performance. As a sidekick, he does not disappoint. It was remarkable how this man blended to every scene in the movie despite being the only seven foot tall, black, nose-pierced, or rainbow colored person in the film (a true credit his natural thespian ability!!). Like "the Mailman", he never failied to deliver the "ally-oop" for JC, who slammed it home time and time again! The duo hits "nothin' but net".

Not many people know this, but Dennis Rodman is not only a famous actor - he was also once a basketball player for the American National Basketball Association (NBA)! Throughout the film, there are many coy allusions to this fact. For instance, did you know that the title of the film is a basketball term, meaning to have two men defend against one opponent? Did you catch that his parachute in the film was shaped like a basketball? He also cleverly fashions certain basketball terminology and cliches to suit the perils of his situation. The best line of the film comes from Rodmans lips: "Sometimes the best defense is a STRONG OFFENSE". This original and masterfully-crafted line of irony not only speaks to the truth of the situation, but convinces us once and for all that violence IS always the answer. It is this type of subtlety of this type of dialog that allows "Double Team" to trancend conventional movie-making.

So please, see this movie. No "Bull", you will not be "board" by this action packed, thinker of a film. Make a "fast-break" to the video store on the "double-double".

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I laughed more in this movie then I have for a long time. From one random action sequence to the next, nothing seemed to make much sense at all. They do break a lot of glass which is exciting.

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"the story was completely coherent. It just goes to show that Americans just can't keep up with plots or else their minds will explode."

How do you know he is an American? He could easily live in whatever 3rd-world country you're from. Just goes to show . . . non-Americans suck.

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First timei saw it....amazing
Second time.......found a couple of cliches
Third time.........it wasnt so great

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I just had to watch it again, seeing as though Dennis rodman was in big brother over here in England, and came across the review by Walla118 who started the thread. It was quality!!
Why are people not reading this thread realising that Walla118 was taking the p!ss? It is a joke of a film, that is entertaining the 1st time you see it due to how ridiculous it is. Sarcasm is a good thing - especially when it is used on people who don't understand it!!
They person who mentioned the parachute-basketball bit hit the nail on the head.
The product placement in this film is also outrageous - see the Coke machines fly as the "heroes" use one as a shield that could also probably protect them from an atomic explosion at ground Zero.

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Hahaha, that is quite possibly the best review ever written.

Oh, Adrian. Adrian always tells the truth.

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Just saw the film about 30 minutes ago on TV for the first time, and I can just say that OP's review was spot-on!



"The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations."

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hell yes

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You are right brutha,I also know a lot about movies and everytime I watch VAn Damm work out I get massive wood. Exxcellent movie. A tiger is no match for high level marital arts.

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Hahahahahha! THE BEST REVIEW EVER!!!!

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haha

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Quite possibly the best review ever written.

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I love this movie ! Wait , I´m lying! what a terrible taste , do you all by chance like movies ? Wait again , I´m throwing up..............

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