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Serious question: Did Langley have sex with Mr Bean?

posted 15 years ago by Pirate_LeChuck23
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I know it's a little far-fetched, but in the scene where Mr Bean and Langley just *happen* to end up in the shower together, did anyone else notice that after Langley got off the phone, instead of kicking Mr Bean OUT he suddenly grits his teeth and slams the door shut on them both? I honestly wonder whether or not they had sex.

I am absolutely serious when I think there was a kind of homo-erotic connection between these two main characters, not to mention that Langley was going through troubles because his wife (who was an intolerable bitch, just waiting for a reason to leave).

The thing is that I don't think Mr Bean would want to have engaged in full-on, consentual gay sex, and so the chances are that Langley raped him (after all, he *was* very angry with Bean after all the trouble he had caused, and this shower stunt was the last straw). The way he grits his teeth with a look of enraged lust in his eyes ...

Just my opinion. I honestly think Mr Bean got raped. I also think they should have included this scene as it would have added a whole new dimension to both characters, especially the Langley one. It also would have deepened the plot and made for an interesting twist.

Anyone agree?

[–] sublime_boom_box 15 years ago

No.

[–] Pirate_LeChuck23 15 years ago

Oh. Okay.

Well, how about Langley made Mr Bean give him a little head? Can we at least agree on that?

[–] the-adman 15 years ago

Man, grow up and get a life....

You must have nothing better to do than to write up drivel that slams an infamous character.

Outing Mr. Bean? Have you no shame?

Think before you speak...that may hurt die hard fans of the character.

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[–] the-adman 15 years ago

To be totally honest, I don't give a *beep* what a total lowlife like you thinks.

Somehow, I don't think I am the "die hard fan" of Rowan Atkinson. There are millions of people who respect him. It's only natural to defend the honour of a man who has done nothing to deserve the slander you have tossed at him.

So before you slam me for being a fan of his, think to yourself that you might harbor a little more than "fan" feelings for Atkinson by hoping he was gay.

Also, I would rather be a boring little prick than an obnoxious waster.

And I'm glad I made you laugh.

[–] Pirate_LeChuck23 15 years ago

I'm glad you're glad you made me laugh, because you just did it again.

You don't seem to be grasping something here: I was not slandering Rowan Atkinson - where exactly did I write that he was gay? No, no, where was I "hoping" he was gay? Seriously, is this a wind-up?

If anything, I was implying that Mr Bean (NOT Rowan Atkinson) might be bisexual, and how is that slander? There's nothing wrong with it. If he *wanted* to be butt-bashed by Langley, then where's the harm in that? Two consenting adults in a steamy shower, good luck to them. Unless it *was* rape which is a different story altogether.

You're nuts, do you realise that? Have you read yourself lately, i.e. "defend the honour of a man who has done nothing to deserve the slander"! You are actually nuts!

Seriously, dude, you got some lightening up to do. The original post was supposed to make people laugh - you know what that is, right? It's a noise you make when you're happy - and instead this whole conversation was just embarrassing and belittling to us both.

I'm done with this. You are truly a mong.

P.S. Hey I think I read on a "Lion King" post that someone thought that Zazu was a bad singer. Sounds to me like more ruthless slander of Rowan Atkinson! You better get yourself over there quick and stop this monstrous attack!

[–] the-adman 15 years ago

OK..

This has gone far enough I think..

No more.

Agreed? Can we put on a happy face and forget this ever existed?

Looking back it does seem a bit moronic....right?

[–] Pirate_LeChuck23 15 years ago

If you hadn't said that then I probably would've.

Let's go our seperate ways ...

But believe it or not, no offense was intended in any of this. It's just my sense of humour.

[–] the-adman 15 years ago

No problem man....

Its cool. I'm going thru a bit of a tough time at the mo, and was looking to vent my anger.

Not ur fault. Apologies for the things tht I said.

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[–] PyramidScheme 14 years ago

This is the greatest troll post ever.

[–] LemonGrove 14 years ago

Actually he could well have been raped, remember in the meeting room when Mr. Bean is trying to dry his trousers off? When they are eventually dry he shows off his dry crotch area to everyone and then again to just David and the person he's talking to, giving a rather suggestive look at the same time. David could have mistook this as a signal that 'Dr.' Bean was interested in him.

I am joking by the way.

[–] BulletHeadedSaxonMothersSon 14 years ago

I agree with the OP although since I don't want to entertain the idea that Mr. Bean was actually raped, maybe Langley tried to rape Bean but Bean fought him off?

[–] Cvslfc123 13 years ago

it even shows them having sex, when Langley is on the phone Bean is right behind him

[–] SnoozeAlarm 11 years ago

I approve of the OP.

It should be against the law to use "LOL" unless you really did LOL!

[–] yusef-ghanima 11 years ago

no you're just a sick fag

[–] dan-willi84 10 years ago

David wasn't not aware Bean was in the shower and I think he kicked him out of the shower after answering the phone.

[–] Stenian 8 years ago

^Typical Muslim homophobe.

[–] AlanAJohnson 9 years ago

hahaha genuinely made me chuckle. This was something, even as a kid, I noticed. WHY did he shut the shower door?!

I'm just the doctor...I didn't make the needles sharp.

[–] gtmufc (46) 5 years ago

This thread is hilarious... although if we're going to talk about this seriously... I think David by that point was just determined to get to the art gallery after being excited about the phone call... so thought 'Fcuk it, hurry up and get washed... we need to GO!' :D Lol!

[–] acelesson (692) 2 years ago

I’ve often times wondered this as well