I am watching this movie right now, and I always laugh my head off when Abby throws Brian the shoe and the neighbor yells at him and he says
"What's your problem?"
My favorite line in the whole movie.
"Obviously Mr. Ringo is an Educated man. Now I really hate him." Doc Holiday, TOMBSTONE
I love when Janeane goes "Having said that, how could you do this to me?" lol
And the one about "The twinky defense" lol.
There are so many great lines in this great movie.
I like the whole scene at the end. The fact that his dog is dragging her on roller skates, and all he has to do is whistle to get the dog to stop. Romantic, frightening, and funny, all in one. My particular favorite line, I don't know, but it's as the sun is going down over the mountains.
shareI have many, but top three :
When Abby and noel are at the makeup counter. Noel asks for the pore minimizer and Abby says she would actually like a pore maximizer, to put loose change. lol
# When she's in the bar eating the snacks, and the sauce falls on her blouse.
# When the little girl brings the tortes and Noel does that funny scream. lol lol
I love this movie! 2 favorite lines:
1. Abby visits Noelle and finds her crying;
Abby: What's wrong?
Noelle: I just found out Roy is a loser!
Abby: Tell me something I DON'T know!
(the way she says this + the look on her face never fails to crak me up!)
2. (Abby is talking to a caller and she's in a bad mood after losing Brian to Noelle)
caller: I have this dog, and she's gettin kinda slow...
Abby: So you're telling me you're dog's getting old and you're seeking my blessing to have her put to sleep? You know who should be put to sleep? People who only want cute dogs! And I hope that aesthetically unpleasant dog of yours bites you in the a$$ and moves on! Next caller!
she's been such a sweetie the entire movie, so seeing her go off on a poor caller was hilarious.
Yeah, they're dead; they're all messed up...
Mine is early on when Uma's icky boyfriend calls her a dumb bit** and Abby says "excuse me did you call me a dumb bit**?
He says he was talking to Uma and Abby says quickly, "Is your name dump bit** too? Maybe we are related?"
That's the best I can remember the words. There are a lot of good lines in this movie.
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I thought one of the funniest was after their "phone call" and she said she wished he were there with him and he says ok and then immediately hangs up the phone and she says "brian, brian, BRIAN???? aaaaaghhh!!!!" and then runs around the house trying to figure out what to do. Hilarious.
shareI know it's kind of late to be adding to this thread, but aside from the ones already mentioned, I love the part at the end when Hank comes to the radio station with the roller skates in the paper bag for Abby. She sees Hank through the window, has to make a quick excuse to get off the air and then rushes out of the booth looking for Brian saying "Is he here? Is he here?" I love how hopeful she is and how eager she is to see him and think that he's forgiven her.
You mean what's silverware doing in the pancake drawer.
a scrubs fan!!
sharenoelle: I have a boyfriend!
abbey: oh right, who'd have brian when you can have roy!
Brian: do you normally watch the sunset with your eyes closed?
Abbey: Yeah, its a religous thing
Brian:Really?
Abbey: No
when abbey pours salsa over her
abbey: course! of course that would happen.
Noelle: Im reading two books at the moment, the one that brian brought us and a dictionary so i can understand the one the brian bought us
Noelle: You want me to stick my finger up a turtles ass?!
"now arnt you just so sweet, you make sugar taste like salt."
Makes me feel better about myself every time.
"Did you ever look in the mirror so long that your face didn't make sense anymore? It just becomes all these shapes. Just shapes. Not good or bad"
I love the part where the guy calls Abby's show and says: I let my cat lick all up and down my face and now I've got this awful looking rash...". LOVE it!!
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My fave lines....
Abbey: Take him. I don't want a fight. I refuse to degenerate into some misogynistic cliché.
Abbey: Why didn't you tell him?
Noelle: Maybe it was all the cake he fed me.
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