So many funny lines in this movie

Part of the reason I love it.

"She's next door petting Ted"
"What?!"

"Put that cookie down! Now!"

"It's nestled safely under our tree"

"That was really a bomb?"
"This is a sick world we're living in, sick people"!

"Es el tiempo del Hombre de Turbo!"
"Oh well that's the um...multilingual version."