You know your obsessed with Happy Gilmore when....

When you're mini-golfing with your 6 yr-old son, and telling him to 'just tap it in, just tap it in. give the ol' tappy-tap'.

This thread just made my day.

And to answer your question...

When you constantly warn your wife about how her back is going to soon be hurting due to landscaping duty.

OR when performing any task that requires precision you announce to the world "it's all in the hips"

OR when you throw your child in the batting cage without a helmet to toughen them up (Ok this one didn't actually happen)

You go to your own personal "Happy Place" whenever you're stressed out.

When you see a clown and get the urge to grab a golf club and yell "You're gonna die, clown!"

You hit your Subway sandwich off the tee.

That was the first thing I did when I moved into my apartment and saw I had one lol

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass, or the crotch?

Exile!
Yes, I sing that song, but also genuinely use the words smoochy-woochy kissy-wissy.
Geez! I've been using that so long I had forgotten I nabbed it from this movie!

"Trusting people has made me the a-hole I am today."

You extend arts and crafts time by four hours.