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MST3K Commentary Quotes about this film

posted 19 years ago by hollankreil
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Anyone remember any funny quotes from the MST3K(Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Series) episode that dealt with this film? Here are the ones I remember(I've seen the episode a few times, it's my favorite):

(dinosaur explodes) "No wonder dinosaur fossils are so rare."

"It's a giant-faced Bruno Kirby!"

"Careful that chin might go off!"

"My trained weiner will finish you off!"

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high-school."

"The L.A.P.D gun closet."

"Say Uncle. Uncle! That's right now give me your lunch money!"

"No Dino! NO!"

"It's SUPER POPE!"

"It's Liberation Theology versus Opus Day!"

"The Lutherans built a Cyborg!"

"PACKERS!"

"He runs at the dinosaur with a boy scout knife(not exact quote)."

"The awesome powr of a 60 watt bulb."

(I apologize if I got any of the quotes wrong, and of course they are funnier when they heard in the episode).

Thanks in advance

[–] Fail-Safe 13 years ago

Crow: (original film score by Arlan H. Boll) Yeah, Arlan H. Boll shhhhhh-
Mike: -Okay.

Crow: Damn binocular trick!

Mike: Boxes of air: shipped anywhere in the world overnight.

Mike: Maybe they ship fully inflated balloons overseas.

Crow: You know, he should probably throw an empty box just to keep from gettin' rusty.

Crow: Oh, great! Third time this week!
Tom: I'll just leave a note on him.

Mike: Where's that lite station that everyone can listen to at home, in the car, or at the office?!

Tom: He's got lady weightlifter cleavage.

Mike: SAVE THE MEATLOAF!!!

Mike: Am I a wild and crazy guy?

Crow: Ted Nugent helps out!

Crow: You know, I have unbridled enthusiasm for boxes, Mike. You know that. But even I think they've over done the box scene in this movie.

Mike: The L.A.P.D. gun closet.

Crow: Suddenly he's like, Mr. Flashlight.

Crow: Wow! he's got the longest butt crack I've ever seen!

[–] sugar_glazed 10 years ago

"He's beating up his memories."

[–] aa56 8 years ago

"Well, we've got a flashlight and a basement--let's make a movie!"

"That must be the world's most complicated trombone."

"This is a movie about short, plotless movies."

"I brought you lunch, oops, sorry, I just ate it."