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List YOUR favorite parts.....

posted 18 years ago by elessar_84
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Mine are a follows:
1. "What are you doing to the furniture??" That scene cracks me up, especially when the 2 vampiresess begin floating out of the room with that dramatic spooky music, and dracula says "and stop that!"
-the music cuts out and they walk away in a not-so-elegant manner!!!!

2. The Staking Scene "We should've put newspapers down!"

3. The Ballroom scene and Mina is floating in the air alone in the reflection

4. Draculas Wig

5. When Essie is responding to Dracula's instructions, but then Mina does the same thing they end up running into eachother "stand up......no you sit, no YOU sit, you stand...etc LMAO!!!)

6.The Gypsy lady (played by the late Anne Bancroft): The way she shakes her throat to make her words sound spooky, and she leaves the scene, and we can hear her 'ooooooooo'ing start again!

7. Give him an enema!!!!!!

8. Lucy: Dracula and Van Helsings getting-in-the-last-word arguments. "FOOSHTA!!!!"

Thats enough for now........

-You've heard of the Golden Rule, havn't you? Whoever's got the gold makes the rules!

[–] SilverTrumpet723 17 years ago

Mine are (oh, spoiler alert):

1. Van Helsing: "She will BECOME - ONE - HERSELLLLLLLLLF!"
Dr. Seward and Jonathan: "WHAT?!?"
Van Helsing: "She will BECOME - ONE - HERSELLLLLLLLLLLF!"

2. Renfield tries to get a look at Lucy from under the sheets...he starts laughing...she screams...he screams...they're staring at each other, screaming at the top of their lungs...Dracula, who is waiting outside, says, "Renfield, you idiot."

3. Renfield: "WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!!!!"

4. "Children of the night...what a mess they make. I am Count - (slips on bat poop) - DAMN! - (tumbles down whole flight of stairs, gets up again) - Dracula."

5. Dracula's "daymare" about being out in the daytime, drinking wine and eating chicken. Until Renfield comes and tells him he can't be out in the daytime. (Or something like that.)

6. Renfield: "Wait a minute. They think I'll lead them to the Master. I must outsmart them!" (Runs a few feet in one direction. Runs a few feet in another direction. Runs a few feet in another direction. Runs a few feet in another direction.) "I've lost them!" (Runs off.)

7. Renfield accidentally killing Dracula by exposing him to sunlight. Dracula: "Renfield, you *bleep*!" as he shrivels away into dust.

I know there are more, but I have to restrain myself for now. ,,

"Isn't this a strange conversation for men who...AREN'T crazy?" - Renfield

[–] cfruge444 17 years ago

I thought the WHOLE MOVIE was HILARIOUS, but there were 2 parts that went unmentioned in the other posts: 1) after Dracula and Van Helsing's argument, Van Helsing says,"that man. He never gives UP!"; 2) When the angry mob runs into the castle, Dracula runs up the stairs but accidentaly leaves his shadow behind and it says, "uh-oh!" I also LOVED the way Dr. Steward said "raspberries?"!

[–] thegun 17 years ago

Van Helsing, after Harker hits her twice with the stake exploding in blood twice

"She's almost dead"

he looks to Van Helsing

"She's dead enough"

"She's Nosferatu, She's Italian?"

[–] thegun 17 years ago

"MASTER MASTER !!" He looks around

"I mean, Mister, Mister"

[–] purple-stars 17 years ago

"MASTER MASTER !!" He looks around

"I mean, Mister, Mister"
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I looovee that part too, my ultimate fave part is where he puts the dust on the floor into a pile and draws a smiley face on it, god that cracks me up so bad!!

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[–] dcarr123-1 17 years ago

"Dracula!"
"Dracula!"
"Dracula!"
"Shedule?" (The way he pronounces schedule

[–] angelus2002 17 years ago

The hynotism scene. "Can i help you sir?"

[–] silversurfer8600 17 years ago

one of my favorite scenes was when van helsing creates his theory of yes or no. That had me on the floor.

[–] Rex16 11 years ago

And then one scene later:
Van Helsing: We must follow Renfield to find Dracula.
Jonathan Harker: Why?
Van Helsing: Because he called Dracula "Master".
Harker: Oh. I thought he said "Mister".

[–] stevenackerman69 16 years ago

What mob? It was only three people. Also, the shadow runs away from the stake because the joke is the shadow does different things than Dracula does.

[–] nastyjman 17 years ago

The whole sequence when Renfield is released and is invited to have breakfast with Dr. Seward.

"Raspberry, I don't see any raspberries."

[–] krizteena_deth_69 17 years ago

One scene was never mentioned that I thought was pretty funny.

In the beginning when Renfield get a paper cut and the blood keeps squirting everywhere, on the papers, and his clothes. Also the noise Dracula makes is so funny.

"Oh.."
"Are you alright."
"Yes just a papercut...oh oh dear oh oh don't worry I have a hanky here somewhere oh how stupid of me...oh ohh it's worse than I thought I must of nipped a vessel"

[–] cfruge444 17 years ago

The most HILARIOUS part in the WHOLE MOVIE (IMO): the angry mob knocks Renfield down and starts trampling him, then that one guy steps on his CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Decomposed 17 years ago

The way Dracula says:

"I never drink... wine"

Say "cheese"!!
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[–] blubb06 17 years ago

* The gush of blood as Van Helsing(?) and whowasit impale the female vampire
* Dracula trying to hypnotize and control Mina and the chambermaid at once
* Final scene: Dracula as a bat is destroyed by sunlight, if I remember correctly, with the "help" of the faithful Renfield; Dracula's last words: "Renfield, you idiooot..." fade off
+ Finally: The German movie title: "Dracula: Tot aber glücklich" (Dead but happy) was what set me off to watch this stupid thing, it's just so hilarious (and I was very downbeat at the time... sniff)

[–] stevenackerman69 16 years ago

It's just Dracula and Van Helsing trying to get in the last word. I liked the part at the beginning when Avery Shriver (god rest his soul) says he'll tell the driver to go slower then when he sticks his head out to tell him he sees the sun is setting and tells the driver to go faster and Ezio Greggio as the driver goes, "FASTER! FASTER!!! to the horses. The music is very good there. That whole bit is funny when they're holding on to the straps although maybe the straps could've dropped down like the Metro North trains have in NY. The film was more subtle in humor than Robin Hood was-maybe that was why people didn't react to it. It also came out at Christmas time, when you have so many films coming out for Oscar nods so it might've got lost in the shuffle. I also felt there were jokes they could've done, like as the Demeter ship is in that storm, do the sequence from Forrest Gump about the shrimp fishing. One other joke I like is when the screen is foggy and it says "LONDON".

[–] JKristine35 16 years ago

"I must move the coffin... or the chandelier."
"Why the poor thing- he's fighting for his life!", as the grasshopper leg sticks out of Renfield's mouth

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[–] MinisterofSillyWalks 16 years ago

1. The whole dream sequence where Dracula is "dlinking vine and eating chick'n".

2. The scene where Renfield eats lunch with Dr. Seward. "Rasbrry!? I don't see any rasbrries!" and the way he says "It was a SPIDAH!", and then the part where Renfield does a terrible job of pretending to drop his fork and Seward says, "Dropped it!? You flung it!"

3. The autopsy scene. "Don't worry, there's plenty to go around!"

4. The scene where Mina has been bitten and Seward walks in on Jonathan groping her and mentions something about them only being engaged for five years.

5. The argument between Van Helsing and Dracula, especially the one where Van Helsing says something that ends like "Pa-footh-t".

[–] sunflowerbaby931 16 years ago

"there master, you're starting to look like your old self again"

FUNNIEST THING EVER.

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[–] cidandreevefangirl 16 years ago

I love the scenes with Renfield at the start of the movie ...

Renfield: "I'm sorry. I though I saw you walk through the web, so I assumed I could too, and I seem to have gotten stuck so I -"
Dracula: "Renfield, I don't care"

Dracula: "Renfield, you were having a nightmare!"
Renfield: "A nightmare? But it was so real and so vivid. Two voluptuous women, grinding, heaving. I don't know how to describe it...*pause*... Have you ever been to Paris?"

Gotta love Jonathan too ...

Lucy: "I know you've always wanted me and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together!"
Jonathan: "But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina ... and you're dead".
Lucy: "I'm not dead. I'm undeeeeaaaad".
Jonathan: "Yes, well, I'm not un-engaged".

[–] slightlyodd999 16 years ago

harker- but Lucy, I'm brittish
lucy- well so are these!

mina- you don't have to touch anything...I'll touch you!

dracula- you will become my bride throughout eternity, we will share the endless passion of immortal love

Essie- oh I can't wait!

dracula- not you!
youwillbemybridethroughouteternitywewillsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove

and every bit with renfield lol

[–] p_samantha 16 years ago

The whole scene when Renfield begs dracula to punish him. The way he says OK makes me LMFAO.

And then when he falls down the stairs:

A E I O U .....why?

LMFAO

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[–] AlienBlade 15 years ago

My favourite bits are

- Draculas shadow
- The autopsy
- Renfield
- Staking
- In the ship sliding around