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List YOUR favorite parts.....

posted 18 years ago by elessar_84
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Mine are a follows:
1. "What are you doing to the furniture??" That scene cracks me up, especially when the 2 vampiresess begin floating out of the room with that dramatic spooky music, and dracula says "and stop that!"
-the music cuts out and they walk away in a not-so-elegant manner!!!!

2. The Staking Scene "We should've put newspapers down!"

3. The Ballroom scene and Mina is floating in the air alone in the reflection

4. Draculas Wig

5. When Essie is responding to Dracula's instructions, but then Mina does the same thing they end up running into eachother "stand up......no you sit, no YOU sit, you stand...etc LMAO!!!)

6.The Gypsy lady (played by the late Anne Bancroft): The way she shakes her throat to make her words sound spooky, and she leaves the scene, and we can hear her 'ooooooooo'ing start again!

7. Give him an enema!!!!!!

8. Lucy: Dracula and Van Helsings getting-in-the-last-word arguments. "FOOSHTA!!!!"

Thats enough for now........

-You've heard of the Golden Rule, havn't you? Whoever's got the gold makes the rules!

[–] TheRetroCritic 18 years ago

lol, great moments there. Here's my list:

1. The scene in the lobby where Dracula hypnotises a woman but she forgets everything. "What is the matter with you? Why didn't you tell him?" "About what?" "About. The messaaaaage!" I love that.

2. "Children of the night. What a mess they make." loool

3. The scene with Renfield eating bugs at the table. "I did no"
"My God man! You're eating insects right from the ground!" (the way he says it is sooooo0 funny)

4. Fooshta!, Foloshtoi!, Volopnik!

5. The ballroom dance scene

6. "Damnit! Take the cross!!...That'll be 15 klopecks." The old woman at the beginning.

7. "Not another enema!"
"Yes! Another and another!! Until you come to your senses!"

8. "She vill become one herseeeelf!!"

9. The whole dream where Dracula thinks he's cured. I love that.

10. After the whole confusion with Mina and the maid:

"You vill be my bride for eternity and we will share the passion of eternal love"
(Maid) "I can't wait!!"
"Not you!!"
Then he drops her on the floor, picks up Mina and says it really fast. That was freaking hilarious!

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[–] Debs45385 18 years ago

All i can remember is the part when Renfield peeks under the woman's dress when shes asleep and the when the man catches him,Renfield crys:I didin't see anything i didin't see anything I didin't see anything!!". The man throws him in that room and locks the door Renfield smiles and says:I saw eeeveerrrythiiing!:.

[–] CrimsonJet 16 years ago

1. Dracula commanding the woman to give a message to Doctor Seward and to forget the message. She opens the curtains and blankly stares into space. Hilarious.

2. Dracula is drinking Lucy's blood, and the sound is like he's sipping tea.

3. John getting the first big spray of blood when he's staking Lucy. "Oh my God, there's so much blood!"

4. Dracula bails Renfield out of his third-floor cell and glides down. Renfield follows... by jumping. Dracula: "I fly, you don't."

5. Dracula having trouble while hypnotizing Nina and her Maid. "Watch out for the foot----!" (Nina trips) "---stool."

6. Van Helsing's perfect "ten out of ten!"

[–] joe_538 11 years ago

1. "Renfield, look at me! I'm drinking wine, and eating chicken!"

2. "But, I'm English"
"So are these!"

3. "Schedule?"

4. "My God! What are you doing to the furniture?!"

5. "She's almost dead!"
"She's dead enough!"

[–] Bing-a-ling 18 years ago

My favourite moment is when Reinfield was eating bugs from the breakfast table and denying it.
"Hello, little darling!Don't be afraid!I won't hurt you! All I want is your life!"
The way he laughs is just hilarious!

[–] cheezbaalz 13 years ago

9. " I had.... a daymare." yeah thats hilarious!

[–] pyreshivan 18 years ago

Favorite scenes?

Does the whole damn movie count? XD

[–] TheRandum1 18 years ago

Ok, I haven't seen this movie in like 3 years, so I don't really remember a lot of it, but I do remember that I was cracking up sooooo hard when Renfield was running to Dracula's hideout towards the end but he realized that the others would probably be following him, so he just like ran in all directions like 5 ft. and then was like "Lost them!"

[–] silblaze 18 years ago

-Van Helsing cutting up the dead body and everyone faints eventually.
-The entire Dracula dream sequence.
-Dracula and Mina are dancing and then their shadows start humping each other.
-Dracula's wig.
-"Nothing will stop me!" *Pokes his eyes* Ow!
-Van Helsing having their argument and at the end Van Helsing opens the coffin and gets the last word in.
-Staking Lucy.
-"It has to be done by someone who loved her". "But I only liked her" "Close enough!"
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[–] PoorlyEquipped 18 years ago

Id list my favorite parts, but im pretty sure I cant write out every scene in the movie.

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[–] Jian_ 15 years ago

I'm drinking vine and eating chit'n!!

In soviet Russia, movie watches you!

[–] daniel-san-1 11 years ago

"I thought I saw YOU walk through the web, so I thought I could, but then I thought I could go around to the other side, but no...no! It was attached on sides. And I--"
"Renfield, I don't care."

[–] netin2005 18 years ago

"-Dracula and Mina are dancing and then their shadows start humping each other."

LoL! That's the best one.

[–] Hyokano 18 years ago

I like this film as a whole, especially because they almost never over-did any of the jokes, but several scenes did make me crap up more than others, like:

1. The first scene with Dracula where he roles down the stairs, gets up casually, and introduces himself, insisting he is fine.

2. The scene where Dracula attempts to have an usher send his message by hypnotizing her, when unfortunately she forgets everything and the whole transition has to be done all over again.

3. Dracula falling face down from the ceiling where he was 'hiding' when the good doctor slams the door, briefly after searching the room and claiming it 'secure'.

4. Perhaps only the first time I saw this scene was it completely funny, but the gushing blood from the scene at the tomb still makes me smile.

5. Van Helsing and Dracula fighting to have the last word.

6. Pretty much all the coffin gags, from inside the wavy ship to the chandelier.

7. Dracula's day dream.

8. Renfield falling from his second story cell, attempting to fly after his master.

9. At the very end where Dracula says, "Renfield you *beep*

...Man, I can't get enough of this film...

[–] me254065 18 years ago

"Dont worry, I won't hurt you. All I want is your LIFE!!!!"

gets me everytime!!!

[–] Jzorrill 18 years ago

I must move the coffin...or the chandelier.

Rasberrys... we arn't serving rasberrys

[–] patrick_bateman_90056 18 years ago

- Anne Bancroft's brief moments ("Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...")

- Dracula's wives ("And stop that!")

- Dracula controling the Usherette ("And for your miserable performance, you recieve NO tip.")

- Van Helsing and his class.

- Dracula and Van Helsing arguing. ("And above all, he will never give up." "Chervenia.")

- Lucy's staking ("There is one other way. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears!" "Give me the stake.")

- Mina and Essie's seductions ("You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share in the endless passions of immortal love." "Oh, I can't wait." "NOT YOU!")

- Dracula and Mina's shadow dance.

And lastly...

"RENFIELD, YOU *beep*

Hopelessly in love with Uma Thurman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmy Rossum

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[–] mal karma 18 years ago

"There's so muhc blood!"
"She just ate"

I know a little German. He's sitting over there

[–] DingleDootie 18 years ago

This was probably already posted, but...

"Dracula!"
"Dracula!"
"Dracula!"
"Scheduled?"

[–] marcus_stokes2000 18 years ago

The whole movie, but especially

"Renfield, you *beep*

Doug Roberts: What do they call it when you kill people?
The Towering Inferno

[–] hari_krhs 18 years ago

"Wrong Me, Wrong Me! Wrong My Brains Out!"

"Stop That"

"Yes Master"

[–] SpikeHairedVixen 18 years ago

Jonathan: Please, Lucy, Mina and I are engaged.
Lucy: [seductive] I'm un-deeeeaaad.
Jonathan: Yeah, well, I'm not un-engaged.

Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms.*drills*

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[–] IHealy05 12 years ago

She's dead.
She's Nosferatu.
She's Italian?

You can't go to the castle tonight.
But you don't understand. I must go. I'm sheduled (scheduled but pronounced with the sh) to meet Count Dracula.
(whole crowd) DRACULA? DRACULA? DRACULA?
(dumb villager) Sheduled?

[–] cherry_d0ll 17 years ago

at the end when renfield comes in and scrapes dracula's dust into a little pile, draws a smiley face in it, and says, "there, you're starting to look like your old self again!"

[–] alexis_240 17 years ago

These are my personal favorite sequences from the movie

1) In the beggining when Dracula falls down the stairs and goes like "Iam Count...Aaaaagh! Dracula!" Hilarious!
2) The coffin going up and down in the ship and Dracula screaming Reeenfield!!!
3) The autopsy sequence where Mel Brooks as Van Helsing is supposedly teaching anatomy and makes everyone faint. Especially his first line "First we uncover the body" ahhhh first man faints
4) When they destroy Lucy and Harker says "Oh my God! There's so much blood!"
5) Finally the brief Renfield Dracula discussion before Dracula dies: "Master this way
-Aghhhh! Renfield you *beep*

[–] lauren-salerno 17 years ago

Renfield: MASTER! MASTER! (realizing his mistake)

...I mean...Mister! Mister!

I really love this movie.

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