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100 things you have learned from Father Ted

posted 15 years ago by toddster87
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1.Biscuit or cake is a really hard choice
2.If you meet Richard Wilson, DO NOT, BY ANY MEANS, SAY "I DONT BELIEVE IT"
3.Crows are pesky glasses theves
4.Keep drunken old priests away fro living room windows
5.Keep elderly house keepers away form window ledges
6.Do not let the new milkman around your girfriend/wife/mum/sister/gran/housekeeper
7.They don't make comedies like they used to :(

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[–] gonzalezkoerber 10 years ago

I don't know what number we're up to but...

There are no Maori on Craggy Island.

[–] MacCue 10 years ago

313. There is no West side of the island. It fell off. They only have North, South, and East now.

[–] benman46 10 years ago

314. Don't drink a whole bottle of Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze

315. Don't press the wrong button on an airplane

316 The roads are taken in when it rains on Craggy Island

317 Stay well away from Jack's underpants hamper

318 How to make candles from Jack's earwax

319 Bishop Brennan has a son, just don't mention it.

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[–] detune 9 years ago

345. UHT milk is $hite.

[–] worldleaderpretend 9 years ago

346. It's only a bleedin' whistle

[–] jazzauk 8 years ago

347. The Irish national anthem sounds exactly the same as all the songs played before it.
348. Never, ever answer the door to the milkman whilst naked. It might be a priest.
349. Don't give Henry Sellers a drink. Oops, too late.

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[–] Cuish 8 years ago

350) No protest would be complete without banners exclaiming "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful Now".