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BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

posted 18 years ago by SycamoreNorth
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Whatever it is you're doing right at this very moment...STOP.

I don't care if you're spreading your dead father's ashes over the Caspian Sea.

I don't care if you're in your 12th hour of labor, and the doctor says, "One more push!"

I don't care if there's an orphanage on fire, and you are the orpahns' only means of escape.

Whateve it is you're doing, IT CAN WAIT.
TRUST ME.

Your life will literally be changed for the better in just under 95 minutes with one viewing of the greatness that is "Undefeatbale."

We here in the states having this alleged war on terror, BUT I SAY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A WAR ON THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN "UNDEFEATABLE"...For you are either with us (those who have seen), or against us (those who have not).

Once you have seen THE FINEST THING GOD HAS BESTOWED ON US, you are then allowed to return to your daily routine and spread the word.

Continue now if you must with your dead father's ashes...(He probably never saw "Undefeatable")

Carry on with the birth of your child, for he/she has now a 72 hour time frame in which to view "Undefeatable" for the first time. Failure to do so within this alloted time, and your child belongs to us.

The orphans can now be saved, but only save those who have seen "Undefeatable." Those who have not can fend for themselves, or perish in the cleansing fire which God has created. It's that simple.

[–] not_richjenkins 18 years ago

i agree completely

[–] SycamoreNorth 18 years ago

Yes, not_richjenkins, it is obvious that you are UNDEFEATABLE. I now wish you luck in your journey to find those that are with us and those that are against us.

I leave you with some words of wisdom before you embark on your sojourn. Should you come across an individual who you find to be less than undefeatable (i.e. - defeatable), I trust you to incorporate the swift leg splits as Ms. Rothrock would use, combined with the eyes-rolling-to-the-back-of-the-head, sexual assault used by Mr. Niam.

Now, go you must! You must make haste! Time is of the essence!

Godspeed, sir, Godspeed!

[–] voorheeschild 15 years ago

LMFAO!! This is the funniest reply I think I have ever read!

[–] heavymole 17 years ago

AWESOME YEAH!

ALRIGHT YEAH!

[–] MoBiUG 17 years ago

I bought this on DVD after seeing that "Best Fight Ever" clip. I have to agree, this movie is absolutely amazing!

[–] smirre44 17 years ago

I do need to get this movie. I've seen plenty in its class over the course of my 32 year long life, but I suspect I'm in for a treat this time.

edit: Just watched the whole thing, and it was just as I imagined. :D Highly recommended.

[–] Faith_From_Chaos 17 years ago

nothing compares to this film. its in a genre all its own: UNDEFEATABLE.

[–] cabbott1983 13 years ago

[Whatever it is you're doing right at this very moment...STOP.

I don't care if you're spreading your dead father's ashes over the Caspian Sea.

I don't care if you're in your 12th hour of labor, and the doctor says, "One more push!"

I don't care if there's an orphanage on fire, and you are the orpahns' only means of escape.

Whateve it is you're doing, IT CAN WAIT.
TRUST ME.

Your life will literally be changed for the better in just under 95 minutes with one viewing of the greatness that is "Undefeatbale."

We here in the states having this alleged war on terror, BUT I SAY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A WAR ON THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN "UNDEFEATABLE"...For you are either with us (those who have seen), or against us (those who have not).

Once you have seen THE FINEST THING GOD HAS BESTOWED ON US, you are then allowed to return to your daily routine and spread the word.

Continue now if you must with your dead father's ashes...(He probably never saw "Undefeatable")

Carry on with the birth of your child, for he/she has now a 72 hour time frame in which to view "Undefeatable" for the first time. Failure to do so within this alloted time, and your child belongs to us.

The orphans can now be saved, but only save those who have seen "Undefeatable." Those who have not can fend for themselves, or perish in the cleansing fire which God has created. It's that simple.]

dude that was a bold statement and for some reason i liked it. Im gonna go and watch my VHS copy right now.

"he is like a peice of iron"

[–] SALTER-pt 13 years ago

"Can't help but feel for the guy, actually." - hariseldon99 on the Norwegian child-killer

[–] Sfondi 12 years ago

This man is very convincing
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Movies i hope are made:
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[–] Studman_Productions 11 years ago

YES!!!

[–] Thenewnexus 10 years ago

I would not go that far but it is awesome and I am glad I watched it

i am fire i am death

[–] agentalbert (2365) 2 years ago

Saw this for the first time last night, thought it was awesome. Brutal, hilarious, had me laughing throughout. Great villain. Only thing that could have made it better was some gratuitous nudity/eye candy.

[–] Leodicaprio (6426) 2 years ago

agreed I watched a review of it now thoroughly enjoying it