Heather - The Girl Who Won't Die!


After Heather is taken into the house she struggles and is thrown in a meat locker (or something), but soon she's spiked upon a meat hook.

Having a meat hook through your back and hanging by it usually spells the end of a person, but not our Heather...

Later she's found crawling in the road (strangely, with no visible injury to her back? Maybe the hook hole is under her lovely hair and she's a slow bleeder!)
Heather must be incredibly agile - ever tried to get yourself off a meat hook that's going through your back at an upward angle, piercing your torso? It's not easy - believe me, I've tried!
And then she somehow escapes the house full of psychos to go crawling down the road!

So she's still conscious as she begs the wacky realtor lady, "please don't hit me".

Later, she's back at the house again, beaten to the floor and Vilmer bites a chunk of her face off!
As Heather is kind of sleeping in a pool of her own blood, her friend Jenny is almost able to rouse her from her nap on the floor, but Heather just can't get up (she's not down for the count yet!)

Next we see Leather Face wearing a young girl's face - based on Jenny's horrified reaction it seems like we're supposed to realize that it's Heather's face (and Heather is at last dead and faceless.)

No such luck because at a table that first only consisted of the psycho family and some dead bodies - there's Heather all of a sudden with her face intact, looking little the worse for wear!

So then Vilmer doses her with something flammable and lights her up, but Super-Heather won't sit still for that - she's been meat-hooked, beaten, bitten, bloodied, knocked out, (defaced and refaced???) - and now she takes off at full sprint when her back is on fire! Guess a flaming meat-hook wound hurts!

Finally Vilmer crushes Heather's skull in the end with his "bionic" leg - but we don't really see it - so is this really the end of the incredible, indestructable Heather?

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Heather is too dumb to die.

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She's almost as amazing as Oville Ketchum

Life's a bitch that's why I married her!

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Tee hee - you is one funny commentator

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LMAO! I was thinking the same thing! I was like WHAT? She isn't dead yet! That was hilarious by the way haha. They should make a spin-off series on Heather. She'll obviously need some sort of alias though. Like Superman has.

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She most certainly is a beast. She most certainly is.

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I love how Vilmer's leg like shifted to a lower gear when he crushed her with it.

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Errr,she's dead.Her skull was crushed in,why Jenny didn't
try harder to save her I can;t figure out,was she to leave
her there?I hope not.Jenny was a nice girl.

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She stole her "boyfriends" life force cuz he gets hit a couple of times, get tossed into a freezer (with no latch or lock), and is never seen again.
So in my version of the film... He comes out of the freezer, takes Heather off of the hook, and for his trouble-has his lifeforce drained from him. Heather can do that you know. She then ditches his body back in the freezer, and tries to escape. That is not the limitation of her powers. But we'll never know cause using her abilities weakens her skull to the point that the act of stepping on it-breaks it.
I don't even want to get into the physics problems with that scene. Come on, "It's a mechnical leg." is no excuse for bad science.

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There's probably a 4 hour long cut of this movie that ties up all the loose ends and makes sense of it all but they decided to delete every explanation for everything and go with the current theme of absolute nonsense.

And that is how this became the best movie ever made...

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In other TCM's the people on meathooks did not die (from that). Just the thought of those things, makes my insides feel weird.

Her back WAS pretty intact when we first see her, on the road. The wound appears after 3-Dollar lady hits her.

We don't actually see WHERE he bit her. She did take it well afterwards, though. Kinda seemed like she was sleeping; yes?

Then she does not feel the fire at first, then just runs a few steps and....



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She was a fighter. She fought hard at the beginning. At the end, I think she was just to tired after all the injuries.

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Yeah you PMS like a bitch I would know

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Heather definitely was my favorite character lol.

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It shows the hole in her back from the meat hook several times, with some blood... not enough though.

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They just don't make meat hooks like they used to.

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This girl went to hell and for her to die in the end although she tried her best she just gave up in the end but im not suprised after everything she went through.

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agreed

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Good observations. I was just watching this earlier.

I also don't think she was able to properly stand. I believe Vilmer bit into her nose. When Jenny was trying to wake her up I just think she was wanting to die with the agony and loss of blood. The hole in her back with blood was visible when she was trying to crawl on the road and was even more open after the fire was extinguished on her back.

Whew...

I liked Heather.

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Heather is a fun character.

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