What gets you every time?

1. Pivot!!!!

2. When emily calls and Ross is so frantic he walks around and hands a lamp to chandler

3. When Ross plays the bagpipes for the gang. Not only is it hilarious in itself but phoebe "singing" along and Rachel laughing (Jennifer said it was real laughter she couldnt help it lol) makes it golden

4. Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross in the hall trying to decide who will go into monic and chandlers apartment first after being really late. They play Rock Paper Scissor. Joey plays "fire". They say what is that and Joey says its fire. Phoebe goes oh well this is water balloon and then she makes a fist and opens it while making a water sound. Loved that one

Oh and I forgot about Ross being drunk being with Charlie, Rachel and Joey. That whole scene is hilarious to me

After Richard tells Monica he wants to marry her.

Chandler "You know what i'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there, and i'm gonna kick his ass!....Will you help me?"
Joey "...Look Chandler, I don't think us gettin our asses kicked is a solution."

Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles.
Chandler: GOODBYE MUSCLES!!!

Joey's impression of Chandler when he dresses as him for Halloween. "Hi I'm Chandler naarrggh" Leading Chandler to question when he's ever done that.




Love and Peace <3

I laugh every time I see the Jon Lovitz scene (The One With The Stoned Guy) where this goes down:

Steve: Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope

Monica: [She takes away the taco shells] You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.

Steve: Hey! Sugar-O's! [He grabs the cereal box]

Monica: You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes...

Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!

Monica: [She reaches for the box] No, we don't.

Steve: Oh, OK. [he drops the box on the floor]

Steve: Oh, sorry.

[When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet]

Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here?

[he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him]

Monica: Okay. Give me the Gummi-bears.

Steve: No.

Monica: Give them to me.

Steve: Alright, we'll share.

Monica: No, give me the...

Steve: Well then you can't have any.

[she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table]

Steve: Man overboard! I think he's drowning.

[he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl]

Steve: Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O. Save yourself!




And NOBODY in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring me down!

Ross to Mr. Zelner

"How about this authentic pterodactyl egg... replica

Totally forgot about Ross giving Chandler the lamp while he was on the phone with Emily. I think what made it even funnier is how Chandler just took it like it was a normal thing for someone to do lol. Another one in that same scene is when Ross whispers "she's talking" they all whisper back "yay" then Ross quiets then down with a tantrum like look haha.

Oh! And the one when Joey's grandmother was there to see his show, Joey realizes they cut his scene. He tells the gang to keep smiling. Then Chandler says with a creepy grin- "is it gonna freak her out if we keep smiling like this?"

Joey screaming and running away when he sees Monica with the turkey on her head.

Chandler in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. 'Nice going, imp. And now you're choking!'