I would probably not go into any horror or action movies for fear of getting killed. I might go into the movie Indian in the Cupboard and steal the cupboard and the key. Then I would bring all my action figures to life and watch them beat the crap out of one another.
"Never rub another man's Rhubarb!" Joker/Jack Nicholson from Batman
First, 'Love potion Number Nine',
then 'Back to the Future', to sleep with Martys mom,
Then to 'Serenity' to save Walsh so their can be a sequal or spinoff TV show
then on to 'Star Wars Episode I' where I shoot Anakin Skywalker in th Junk (take that "the Force") and steal a spaceship
Lastly, I'd go into 'Shindlers List' with a spaceship I picked up in Star Wars and really *beep* some Nazis up.
... I might go into Spiderman to get bit by the Spider instead of Peter
"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
i would TOTALLY go into Harvey and hang with Elwood P. Dowd and his invisible rabbit. We'd get wasted!!!
shareThe adventure seeker in me would choose an Indiana Jones movie, the horny male in me would choose Showgirls.
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I would go it to starwars get myself a light saber and some cool jedi mind trick powers plus and try and bring back the millenium falcon with chewy so i know how to use it.
HHmmm then I'd go in The Guyver and get me some bio-boosting armour
Then in to smallville the episode where clark exchanges his powers with linal but it be me doing the exchanging
Then I'd go and kill spiderman the hulk daredevil or instead of killing the Hulk Id make him wear the sybiote from SM3 kill betty and watch him go completely beserk
I'd have to go in to Jurassic park and let every single dinosaur back it to our world how cooler it would be
Then it to Eragon and get me a Dragon
Back to the future for the hoverboard always wanted that
Then in to cloverfield and godzilla and bring them together to battle each other who would win.... with the army from starship troopers wrecking havoc from the ground
So many films I'd probley end up destroying human life as we know it
MST3K: The Movie, and make fun of movies with Mike, Tom, and Crow.
Half Baked, and hang out with Thurgood, Kenny, Scarface, and Brian.
Dawn of the Dead, and use anything I can find in a mall to beat the crap out of zombies.
The Big Lebowski, and go bowling with The Dude, Walter, and Donny.
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"You're more boring than my grandma's yummy junk!" -Chauncey
Well, it'd be fun to go into Last Action Hero, and then into Jack Slater IV (like in the movie), and then into Sylvester Stallone's Terminator. Or at least watch that film from safety somewhere in Jack Slater IV.
Realistically... or whatever, I'd use it only on "safe" movies, no horror or anything with a reasonable chance of getting killed, harmed, or my ticket stolen. Maybe it'd be fun to get a fair amount of weapons/magical items/money (not sure what the morality of that is) to protect myself and do guided tours of various places.
I'd go after chicks first.
Kate Beckinsale in Much Ado About Nothing.
Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Can't Hardly Wait.
Then I'd have some fun.
Become a Jedi.
Be a Goonie.
Be on the Jamaican bobsled team.
Then I'd go back after chicks.
Elisha Cuthbert in the Girl Next Door.
Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn (before she... you know...)
Liv Tyler in Lord of the Rings.
Natalie Portman in Closer.
Then I'd kick some ass with Jack Slater.
Die Hard
shareSome a you people are crazy. Dawn of the Dead?! Die Hard?? You wanna get shot by Karl or Hans? And I don't care WHICH Dawn of the Dead, it's a world flooded with ZOMBIES.
You know what's even crazier? I'd tie the ticket to my arm, go into 28 Days Later, get infected, come back to real Earth eventually, and--
28 Days Later...
You're all dead. Ha. No, seriously. The first guy to say "porn" on here is a bloody GENIUS. He didn't even specify, because it doesn't matter. No one ever gets pregnant, or catches diseases. All they catch is infidelity, which is usually cured by the inevitable threesome. So that's a definite.
Money. Go into Ocean's Eleven [2001] and steal 160 million bucks while Danny and them's watching the water fountain outside the Bellagio. They left that money unattended for at least ten minutes.
Doctor Who. Any version. Bring back a Tardus. And while I'm at it, one of those McFly Deloreans and a flying skateboard.
[EastEnders. Because I would really bang Kat Slater for some reason]
Episode 3, just to pick up Windu's lightsaber after he hits the ground. Make every kid at Sharper Image jealous when I melt through their crappy "replicas".
Mystic River, just to shoot Sean Penn in the noggin before he kills Tim Robbins. That wasn't right. Or, kidnap THAT Sean Penn and replace him with I Am Sam.
Put a Giger alien cocoon on a Klingon warship.
Put Michael Myers in Mike Myers' So I Married An Axe Murderer.
Take American History X's Ed Norton and dump him in Menace 2 Society.
Kidnap The Omen's Damien and drop him in Devil's Advocate. Well, no. I would not survive that.
Have movie Steven Seagal come here to fight real Steven Seagal.
Um.. the black Spider-Man suit. Sorry. Wait. Go to Superman: The Movie, on Krypton, bang a Kryptonian chick, get a kid, bring him back, then my son would grow up to be Superman. Which is funny because kryptonians are apparently White, and I am Black. So he'd be mixed.
An X-Wing, just to see if it would fly in real life. And- could I borrow the Death Star to blow up Pluto??
--And the best idea-- Last Action Hero. Why? To get more tickets, of course. Pass 'em out to all my friends and loved ones.
Now, movies I would AVOID at all costs:
-Birth of a Nation
-Cloverfield
-Boys in the Hood
-Roots
-Amistad
-any Hannibal Lecter film, including Manhunter
-From Dusk Till Dawn [safer Salma movies to choose from like Fools rush In]
-any Planet of the Apes
-Pleasantville
-The Relic
-Outbreak
-The Langoliers
-It
-The Thing ['82]
-Plan 9 From Outer Space
-Killer Clowns From Outer Space
-any Body Snatchers film
-Children of the Corn
-and.. The Stuff
[obviously, the "bad news movies" list goes on and on]
Hehehe. Great movies and ideas here. Porn?? Of course. Too many advantages, too few risks.
Mainstream films, probably weird, but I would certainly go into TRON just to try my luck with Lara....
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Friends are the family that we choose
Jarassic Park. Emperor of the North, challenge shack and become first South asian hobo riding the trains. Generally I will go for adventure stories.
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Boy hard to say, maybe:
-Death Wish: wax those guys that killed Kersey's wife.
-Death Wish 3: help annihilate some of the punks.
-Rocketeer: take the rocket for a ride.
-National Lampoon's Vacation: wax the guys in the hood and those car repairsmen.
-Austin Powers (any): join in a "shh" or "zip it" routine or participate in that Jerry Springer routine and swear my ass off.
-Midnight Run: whack Mosley and his guys.
-Silent Night, Deadly Night: gut Mother Superior and the Killer Santa at beginning.
-Forrest Gump: kill those kids who picked on Forrest.
-Jumanji: kill Billy Jessup and his friends.
I'd go into Reservoir Dogs and let the cop out of the trunk of the car before they brought him inside
i'd go into Back to the Future, befriend marty and doc, and use the time machine
Friday the 13th part 4, bring a gun, take down jason before he gets anyone, and chill with the group that visited crystal lake, i'd get it on with sam when she gets mad at paul for dancing with the one twin
The Goonies and hang out with them, and beat the crap out of troy
I would go into the early 80's Ms. Magnificent.
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Back to the future.
Peter Pan
Any Vampire movie
And yes Pulp Fiction to see wats in the suitcase.
I know why you choose to have your little "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight.
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What I'd do?
Vicky Christina Barcelona- Take out Javier Bardem, then be in that threesome with Scarlette and Penelope. Then, maybe after, I could ask them to have a catfight with each other.
Shoot Em Up- Only if I could shoot like Smith.
Sin City- Again, if everything evened out. So many hot women to bang... hmm...
Quickly go into Sarah Connor Chronicles, and take pics of Cameron when she arrives in present LA naked, then leave for the next place.
thinking of more.