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Best Lines in Last Action Hero


Some great lines in this, a funny one that I missed until reading the script:

Benedict: "I understand you are interested in drug dealers."
Danny Madigan: "Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye."
Jack Slater: "Sir, are you a henchman?"
Benedict: "No, I only go as far as lackey."


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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I DON'T CARE WHO DOES WHAT TO YOUR HERSHEY HIGHWAY!

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One eighty you stupid spaghetti slurping cretum! One eighty! If I did a three sixty I'd have gone completely around and end up back where I started!

I once had a coworker say, "He turned a 360 on me." And I said that line. She and another coworker which she was saying that to looked at me funny and I said it was a line from a movie I always wanted to use in real life.
Green Goblin is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1L4ZuaVvaw

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The Lieutenant assigns Danny as Jack's partner.
Jack: "Better to die."

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"You think you're funny, don't you?"

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The story is king.

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Jack: Danny told me not yo trust you. Said you killed Mozart.

John: Mo who?

Jack: Zart.

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Practice: I kill a lot of people. I can't remember half of them.

1, 2 Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4 better lock your door.

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Jack Slater: [to cop barring his way] You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!

[Kicks cop in the groin]

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