mystery (or not)
"As we did with THE CRYING GAME, MIRAMAX FILMS would like the audience and the press to not reveal the unusual nature of the main client. Let's keep this medieval mystery a mystery."
That's what we're told up front. What's this about? That the defendant is a pig? Don't we know that almost right away? I've no idea what the big Crying Game-style shock is. Is it merely that there isn't one? Sheesh.
"I beseech ye in the bowels of Christ, think that ye may be mistaken."