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Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there.

We're in the big time now. We're freshmen. Where all the girls be putting out.

If I were Hirschfelder, nothing could have pulled me away from that girl. She was so out of his league, and yet he was making out with her, and according to him was at 2nd base, though he may have been exaggerating to his friends. If the choice was leave now, and avoid paddling, or stay with that chick for another hour, then get whaled on by 20 seniors, I take that paddling with a smile on my face. Besides, like Pink said, after awhile your ass goes numb anyways.