Favorite liners


Alex to Professor Lasky

"Who's this bozo coming into my house and dissing me?"

Zack to Screech

"Screech, what are you saying, you want to be a bride ?"



TWO SNAPS AND IT IS OVER GIRLFRIEND! *SNAP* *SNAP*

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Slater to Zack - I am chicano!

Zack looks at camera - I always thought he was Italian!

"We get two choices in our elections, Coke or Pepsi." - Jesse Ventura

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Lol,

"Gee, I always thought he was Italian." has to be up there as one of the greatest lines in the entire series.

And it's probably what 99% of the viewers thought too.

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Lisa: I believe I'm the maid of honour. I Just flew across the country for this.

Alex: Well then you'll just win the prize for 'bridesmaid who travelled the furthest.'

Alex's delivery of that line always makes me laugh.

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Mine is...

Leslie: come on alex lets go do something only women can do.

Alex:yeah we'll go.... give birth!

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Don't let the liberals hear that

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