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Post some of your fav funny quotes


*before the shootout*
*Sidney counts his money and has 42 instead of 62*
Billy: He's short.
Sidney: B Junior, cmon man loan me a 20.
Junior: You always do this to me Sid! What do I look like, Bank of America?!
Sidney: *beep* if you were bank of america then you could give me a loan right? You think I'm gonna lose my money to this white boy here?
Junior: You better not lose my money to this white boy here! he the visitor we the home team!
Sidney: This here is a black thing ok?
Junior: And we gonna eat at Sizzler's?
Sidney: Damn right! Surf and Turf!
*after Billy hits his 5th shot and Sidney is getting ready for his 5th shot*
Junior: Ain't no thing....ain't no thing.
Sidney: Ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a string.
Junior: Maybe burger king.

That always cracked me up cuz he had no confidence Sidney was gonna make the final shot so he said "burger king" instead of "Sizzler" lol


*during the best out of 5 shootout in the beginning*
Sidney: You know somethin'? Michael jordan came down to the beach one time. Took me to the hole baby! Air Michael Jordan to the hole can u believe that?!?
Junior: That's right I was here Billy Hoe I saw the whole damn thing!
Sidney: Michael said to me, "Hey. You should play summer pro league."
Junior: PRO!
Sidney: I SAID "NO!"
Junior: HELL NO!
Sidney: SHI* MIGHT MESS UP MY GAME!
Junior: F... UP HIS GAME AND WE CAN'T HAVE IT BILLY HOE! Cmon shoot this one and let's go to sizzler daddy.

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I always laugh out loud when Willie calls Sidney the cream of wheat man.

"Check it out. You ain't going to college or any f%*#ing where if the Birdman don't win."

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I always laugh out loud when Willie calls Sidney the cream of wheat man.


I love that part when Willie calls Billy "Opie taylor" and then says the full line "you and the cream of wheat man take your ass back to mayberry! And tell aunt bee she better have my beanpies ready or im gonna kick her ass!"

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