finally watched this a few days ago and oh my gosh now i finally know why it was panned when it came out

this is without a doubt one of the worst movies i've ever watched. there is absolutely nothing good about it. i never laughed, i only put out air in a this is funny way 2 times from two kind of funny lines. so i guess this movie has that going for it but that's it.

this is one of the most painfully unfunny movies i've ever watched. there's no interesting characters. every character is paper thinly wrote, no backstory, no depth to them. and the character dynamics are paper thin also. even the love part of the movie is so generic it feels fake.

it's not painful to watch. it's also worthless to watch. there is nothing redeeming or good about it. it's so bad that even stallone always looks disinterested in this, like he'd rather not be acting in this movie. i've never seen him look or act so bored or stiff or tired in a movie before.