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"13... too old to get tit, too young to get ass"

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"Bad girls, BURN IN HELL" as he is taking his belt off

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The line is "Sometimes in is out." but yes, it does

I want Sean Whalen! I want him bad!

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"your father's one sick mother...actually your mother's one sick mother too"

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^ lol yea that's another good one.

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Mommy to Prince: Good appetite! Healthy Prince, secure home!

Kebert Xela

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Can't believe this one hasnt been mentioned cuz I use it all the time: (From Ving Rhames)

Somebody need a baf....bad.

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"Children misbehaving in the basement. And one in the walls. doing his business who knows where"




"God bless America and no place else"






















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"Make it safe for Mommy!"

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"I am sick and tired of your attitude! You will do your chore now! Clean it up, for God's sake! What is a mother to do? Lazy brat sits in her room all day, sewing dolls!"



I got news for 'em. There's gonna be hell to pay. 'Cause I ain't Daddy's little boy no more.

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(Daddy has just killed Ving Rhames character and is dancing in the living room with mommy)

"Did you hear what he called me?"
"He called you a fool"
"The only good fool is a dead fool"


(Daddy after tossing a piece of dead person to people under the stairs)
"I keep 'em REEEEAL huuungry!"

I also like the part where Alice begs for mercy after being tied to chimney and daddy gropes his crotch.... saw this in the movies back in the day and that little scene got quite a laugh :D

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I cant believe this one hasnt been quoted yet.
Roach "F-FOOOOOLLL"
I say that in my head quite often now that i think of it.

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When Fool shouts at the dog "Your mother sleeps with cats!"

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When Fool shouts at the dog "Your mother sleeps with cats!"

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"You listen up here you little PUNK!... LISTEN UP!!! Cause this is the big one... an somebody deserve to get robbed"

I always laughed at that one. and right before
"Dont touch me... DONT TOUCH ME!"

I also liked...

"can you see em?"

"I cant see *beep*

I cant believe no ones else got this but then SpaS posted it, the look on the guys face its demonic with blood everywhere. always made me laugh...

"I keep em rreeeeaaal hungry"

great movie

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i know this is an old post, but i cant believe this line hasnt been mentioned, so i had to reply.
& in no way do i mean it in a racist way, its just the dads dead pan voice when he says it.
its when he walks in the room, i think the mam is talking to alice about losing the fork, and the dad walks in & says, with no real emotion shown 'some *beep* robbed the store'
always gets me that bit, & obviously 'gotchaaaaaa' and 'his balls!'

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In reference to Spencer's death:
"You thought he was white? Hmph. You should see that sucker now." I'm surprised no one mentioned this.

I also liked the momma screaming "Caca" and the scene where Leroy is trying to coax Fool to go into the walls.
"There's something in there, go check it out" (?), or something along those lines.

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Bad girls burn in HELL!!!!

She's got a gold tooth,you know she's hardcore.

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