Bottom phrases you use in real life
`that`s just effing marvellous`
`Jesus H Corbett!`
`what a smashing blouse you have on`
I now call my husband Edward Elizabeth Hitler! when I need to speak to him sternly.
Esse est percipe, probably.
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"Give me my rubber johnnies"
"Yes..give in...give in to your cravings"
and my fav...
"blasted lesbians everywhere"
"No thank you, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum."
"Ehhh ehhh ehhh?"
would you stop... wibbling on like some sort of... girl who's trying to have a peri-odd
share`where is my bit of halibut?` (if I`m waiting for halibut)
sharewhen my friends gets a little too 'oh, we're such good friends!' i always say:
"we're really the guuuuuuys, arent we?'
and the few times i walked in on people doing suspicius stuff i cant help myself from saying:
"hello, hello, hello, what's that dead body doing under the carpet?"
and often after a bad day:
"Every *beep* night.." from the liveshows. :)
"Foxy stoat seeks Pig!"
When im leaving the room
"See you in a mo, a sex mo!"
Me and one of my friends sometimes go through the falklands speech when we've had a drink, always trying to imitate richies accent(especialy the Souvenirs and Shopping bit)
"Ten years I was fighting in the Falklands, ten long years! We didn't have any toilets. We didn't have any telly. We didn't have any buses, we had to carry everything. Tents, equipment, ammo... whatever that is... Souvenirs... Shopping... Yeah, shopping. shopping. I liberated Port Stanley Tescos you know
When im disgusted with someone
"You poor sad deformed urban pustule!"
"Whadda you mean a bloke? I know a bird when I see one. They don't call me the "Hammersmith crumpet radar" for nothing you know!"
I can't believe nobody's said this one yet:
"Good evening Maaaaaaaaam"
[I usually just use the last word any ol' time ^_^]
Annie please, for God's sake.....
"What in the name of Satan's portion" is originally from Filthy, Rich & Catflap.
I've often used "That'll be the curry again", even if it made no sense to the previous line spoken!
Never mind the "smashing blouse" line - what about the classic "Hello big tits, looking for some action?"
"Get out of my kitchen or I'll twot you". Any other word can be substituted for 'kitchen'; bedroom, car, house etc.
On a side note - my most-used phrase from a TV show is "That was MY idea", from Vic Reeves Big Night Out.
Tiny penis, tiny mind.