Inappropriate Lines To Say During Sex

"CUM with me if you want to live."

"Holy shït. You're really real."

Well done, sir. 

Anyone here mentions Hotel California dies before the first line clears his lips.

Hasta la Vista baby.

Chill out dickwad.

Hey Janelle what's wrong with Wolfie?

There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one.

I'm sure it feels very real to you.

I could get out and run faster than this.

That's a damn mini gun.

Tie me, Grandma. Tie me! (From the extended edition)

"Why do you cry?"

"Will this melt in there?"

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -Angel

"Pressure should stop the bleeding."

Hey! Raging Waters!


"Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep."