I think my favorite line was when James Woods says to the chief (after being irritated by MJF when he first comes into the station).. 'NOt if you taped my tongue to the tailpipe of a car and dragged me over broken glass'.. LOL or something like that. James Woods was so good in this movie!
My favorite line is when the kids are watching Bryant Gumbel, and one says:
"Hey, Nick Lang. He's bad man, real bad."
to which another replies:
"Nick Lang's a f*ggot."
This is funny because my name is Nick Lang. I've contemplated many times to have that as my voicemail, but seeing as it's a business line, that wouldn't help business.
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John Moss: I DON’T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It’s private! What’s in there belongs to me! You’re not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It’s something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he knows he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That’s not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we’re dead.
"Woah, turned a little early there!"
XD
what's that quote where Nick lang goes to some chubby street thug: "Hey, you might wanna start skipping meals, there's a small country going hungry cause of you." Is that how it goes? Had laughing for weeks just thinking about it.
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It was James Woods' character John Moss who said that, not Michael J. Fox's Nick Lang...
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John Moss: I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions.
WE LIVE THIS JOB. It's something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he knows he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get ONE take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead!
why don't you tie your dick in a knot
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moss:'he wants a gun sir'
captain: ' get that little jizz ball in here'! more the delivery by delroy lindo than anything else!
the very last scene was brilliant aswell, this film is what it is all thanks to james woods, maybe the best performance i've ever seen in a comedy!
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