Funniest scene?
I have to say scene where Chuck enters the village first time and that girl smiles to Jefe - and Jefe looks like very confused. That made me roll on the floor! I was so funny!
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MovieChat Forums > Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) Discussion > Funniest scene?
All the scenes where the same guys die over and over, and all the scenes with gross factual or continounity errors, in other words:
I laughed more than I did watching Hot Shots 2
And no I don't dislike Chuck Norris at all, I just hate military-films portraying enourmus flaws in tactics, techniques, equipment, and such, it's insulting and I find myself thinking that the directors think people are stupid enough to belive the crap they show them.
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Pure comic gold: That training sequence where Chuck beats the living hell out of the soldiers who are supposed to go on the mission with him.
I can only assume that the actual mission happened months later, after those poor guys got out of the hospital.
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Its a toss up between one of Gen. Taylor's strange behavior scenes where he excuses himself, prances out of the room, then returns and gives a visibly frightened Chuck Norris a tight squeeze saying "that...was...the ..PRESIDENT!
and the scene after Chuck watches the videotaped murder of his close friend. He is either furious or distraught but unable to display either emotion, instead he blows off steam (or shows his grief) by commanding his men to step foward one at a time to take a beating thus using his entire Delta Force team as his personal punching bag/training dummy.
Seriously speaking Delta Force 2 is great entertainment, Chuck Norris delivers the goods, I don't know anyone who confuses it with other military films that aim for technical accuracy, and I have zero problem with it's pro military theme (otherwise known as propaganda by the liberal crowd).
Pretty much any scene with Gen. Taylor, who acts like he's already stemmed the flow of cocaine into the US by personally doing every last bit of it.
"That. Was. The. PRESIDENT!"
Pretty much any scene with Gen. Taylor, who acts like he's already stemmed the flow of cocaine into the US by personally doing every last bit of it.
"That. Was. The. PRESIDENT!"
Yeah, Gen. Taylor rules! I wish he were running for president... he'd definitely get my vote. Just imagine 4 years of speeches and press conferences from that guy.
And what kind of chance do you suppose Obama or Clinton would have against him in a debate? (I assume Taylor would be running as a Republican)
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Chuck pushing the bad guy out of the plane only to skydive to his rescue afterwards...
It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good...
Yep you covered it there. Anything with Gen. Taylor really. Before Chuck parachutes in to the town one of the boys tells him who his contact is, the lady who's husband was killed. The general turns to Chuck and says, "Her husband was shot. Her baby was kidnapped, killed and its body was used to traffic drugs. And then she was raped." There's a beat and then chuckling he says, "I wouldn't bring it up."
General Taylor, I salute you.
Never rub another mans rhubarb.
Holy *beep* Im watching it now for the first time & immediately checked this thread to see if anybody mentioned this line by the general. I literally laughed out loud
shareGeneral Taylor is an absolute crack up all thru this (he's obviously been harvesting the coca...) but for funniest moment I have to go with the scene where Chucks female contact is waiting for him in the jungle and he just randomly jumps out at her from behind a tree and says "I didn't mean to scare ya!" - what is this, Sesame Street? Aaron Norris was obviously over it that day, hahaha.....
shareFor me its anytime ramon speaks... Or is about to kill someone. He tries to come off as this ruthless drug lord but I can't help but laugh whenever he is on screen.
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