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Nina, the artist who painted The Kramer...


....did she also do the portrait of Susan Ross?

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I think that may have been Joe Pepitone..

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No. I think it was done by the guy who painted the triangles.

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retro, let me tell you something about art. It's hard work. You don't just make a triangle. You gotta watch the paintings, study them, get a sense of the triangles, how they relate to each other.

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Yes - and it was a big one!

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No, it was 3D art. You blur your eyes like you're starin' straight through the picture. And you keep your eyes unfocused. And then...oh, oh, OH YEEAH!

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I doubt it. Susan does not transcend time and space.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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I beg to differ. Her spirit now travels to other dimensions and galaxies, finding out the mysteries of the universe. You know how easy it is for dead people to travel? It’s not like getting on a bus. One second. It’s all mental.

She and Manya have discussed how George and Jerry killed them.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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No, but..you want me to paint you something? I'd love to paint you something!


"Anything else you wanna tell me?"
"I got 3 balls"

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Really? Can you really paint a picture?

Yeah, he's good. He paints good pictures. He's got equipment over there.

OK, MikeO, I'll pose for you so you can paint my Christmas card.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Think again, mojumbo!


"Anything else you wanna tell me?"
"I got 3 balls"

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Mojumbo? You people have a little pet name for everybody.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Susan's portrIt was a Paint-by-numbers

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Now I'm thinking of Jack drawing Rose naked.

Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan

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It's better than Jerry's drawings of naked Lois Lane.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Those are private!

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George: "No they're not. They were private."

Elaine: "I don't like these things. And here's what I'm doing with them."

Elaine grabs the drawings of naked Lois Lane and runs to the window, then tosses them out the window. A homeless man walking down the street sees the drawings and picks them up.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Where'd the Jews learn to draw like that?!?!?!?



"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"

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The pacific northwest.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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Man, that Jerry can draw like a ring-tailed lemur!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Elaine could drop them from a plane above the city.






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpZZZzzzNNNnnn--" - Frank Grimes

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That looked like a Sherman Potter to me.

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Hawkeye? It's your call.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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