Movie Summary

There are no hunters in "Future Hunters". There's also not a whole lot of "Future". There's alot of kung fu, midgets, amazonians, mongolians, and nazi's, but not alot of future. The movie begins with some mad max leather vest dude, who gets the spear of destiny and travels back to 1986 because..?... and then gets killed. Then a big dude in a suit smashes up a bar, and a hot chic and the T1000 goto china because ...?... then they fight a long white haired kung fu master because...?... who then gets shot by a sniper because ...?... then they get captured by nazi's who let them go because ...?... then they stela a plane and get captured by the same nazi's but get away because mongolians attack because ,..?... then they befriend a tribe of dwarves who exist because of ...?... then get captued by the nazi's AGAIN but are freed by amazonian women because ...?... who then make them fight to the death because ...?... then lead them to the cave with the rest of the spear where an earthquake happens because ...?... then the dwarves save them and they run to a cliff where they all cheer because the holocaust 2.0 has been averted because ...?... Now I may have been drunk as hell when I watched this, and I may be drunk right now... but ...?...