Crash Davis' beliefs

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Which one of these do you agree with him on and why?


Opening presents on Xmas instead of Xmas eve. The definition of “eve” is day before the special day, and presents should obviously be saved for the special day itself, being the centerpiece of Xmas for many.

It’s like waiting to midnight on December 30th to celebrate New Year’s Eve.