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What's with all the penis talk?


Is it me or did the women spend a strange amount time discussing penis size? I'm not a prude but it wasn't relevant to the plot at all.

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You've never been around a bunch of women, have you?



"I'm in such bad shape, I'm wearing prescription underwear." Phyllis Diller 1917-2012

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Penis talk?, penis talk? I'll give you penis talk! (Please follow me on this) We watched "Young Frankenstein", last night. Gene Wilder was describing the 7 1/2 foot, tall monster, he was going to make. Teri Garr said, "Oh! he must have a huge Schwanstucker, woof!" Segue to Witches.
The three women are drinking and describing the perfect man.
Alex and Sukie, want him big, huge. When Daryl and Alex, are having lunch on the lawn, he confides, that Fidel is "Huge, and the ladies love him." At the end of the movie: Daryl is gone, no sex there. I doubt that any man in town, would be crazy enough to try. But, we still have Fidel to fill in. And why not?. He has a huge Schwanstucker, and they know it. How's THAT for penis talk! Woof!

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Jane might not like doing it with Fidel. After all, her husband was too big for her and she didn't describe him as being a giant like Fidel. So, if her normal-sized ex had too much for her, Fidel would probably KILL her!



"I'm in such bad shape, I'm wearing prescription underwear." Phyllis Diller 1917-2012

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Bravo!

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They're grown adults. That was the point

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Some women like penises. Weird, I know.

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Weird? You want weird? Supposedly some women have them.

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No, they don't. They may call themselves women, but I can call myself Jesse Plemons from now till next Tuesday but I'm still not married to Kirsten Dunst.

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