Funniest part(s)???


One good joke is the James Brown car alarm commerical. Very witty.

A sequence of bits when David constantly crashes into stores is very funny and very Blake Edwards.

AND my favorite one is not the golfball hitting tree bit that everyone is talking about. It is the scene where Bruce Willis goes beserk and holds David at gunpoint at the party in the front of the house. "Dance!" (David dances pathetically) "Moonwalk!" (David does the Moonwalk) "I hate that s**t!!!" and Bruce starts shooting at David. I was laughing so freakin' hard at that!

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my favorite parts are when Walter holds David at gun point: "Dance scumbag!" lol classic

and every time when David loses it and says: "So you can drill her! You son of a b i t c h!"

and the cameo with Barry Sobel -- best gas station attendant EVER! lol "Super?" "YES!" "The guy wants super."

hilarious movie

I couldn't hear my own footsteps. It was the walk of a dead man.

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When Walter goes to see Nadia at his brother's the next day after jail and kicks the bed to wake her up and it breaks, so a few minutes later when she tries to lay down she just keeps sliding down... for some reason I thought that was hilarious

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I always die laughing when Phil Hartman yells "YOU SMASHED MY REAR WINDOW!!" - after Bruce Willis throws a bottle from a trashcan at Phil's car to get him to stop. And John Laroquette was hilarious too - "I just wanna know, are you DRILLING her?!?!?"

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"I'm planting corn!"

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

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"I gotta tell you. She's an honest to God knockout". LOL

BIG WHIT!

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"Are you drilling her?" I love that line...so funny!

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SO YOU CAN DRILL HER!?

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badgers? badgers!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!!

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I have to see it again, don't remember too much.

But I love the scene with the Japanese wife in the bathroom.

"I no speak English"...."you're entitled to 50% of everything he has"..

All of sudden she speaks English...LOL.

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"He's a defense lawyer."

"For who? Jack the Ripper?"

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Holy crap, this thread's been here a long time.

Phil Hartman was priceless in this, as were Laroquette and the judge.

I thought Walter introducing himself as a brain surgeon, an architect and rocket scientist was great, and the whole scene culminating in his three-point shot with the olive :-)

Oh, and kill the dog.......BANG!

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I MUST agree there..... when William Daniels shouts "and shoot that damn dog" and then very subtly you here the gun shot. That ALWAYS brings a smile to my face!

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Walter Davis... MAMBO KIIIING!!!

Heyyyyyy ohhh Nadia!

Love this film.

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"Now I know what to get you two for a wedding present?"

"What's that?"

"A vasectomy."

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You SON of a bitch!

... the hardest thing in this world is to live in it...

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