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Favorite riffs

posted 19 years ago by SSJAniFan
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"It's Rasta, the kooky dread clown!"

"Is she part sheeeeeeep?"

"I'm the Liiiiiiiiiiime and the Cocaaaaaaaaaaaanut, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

"God I love candles"

"It's the teenaged Andy Cap!"

"Chunky guys tend to attract people. It's a known given fact"

"I'll never forget you. You were the best Batman ever, Ceaser Romero"

"This is either America ten years ago or Canada today."

"Body-builder by day, Trapist Monk by night."

"Did they accidentially switch movies on us?"

"George Romero's Casey and the Bat"

"This is your typical free week at the Y."

"You know, John Goodman on Hugh Cronan's back could outrun this guy."

"You know, come to think of it Molly, we'll just go for a traditional funeral."

"Sythesizer signals suspense!"

"I'm the NRA!"

"You wanna try some-a Tony's-a pizza?"

"I'm going to show the world your butt crack!"

"This is an odd Nativity Scene."

"'It would be fun to open a convenience store.' What the hell was I thinking?"

"Vigilante Mom!"

"Don't worry, his area will protect him.... maybe not."

"When bad things happen to beefy guys."

"Hey Tony, I'm being-a robbed again! Could-a you... oh."

"Hank Peters: Italian Grocer"

"If you hadn't have sent him for groceries, he'd still be alive."

"Fight choreagraphy by Dom Deluise."

"Boy, she can nap anywhere."

"The Giants win the penant! The Giants win the Penant! The Giants win the penant!"

"Ever since Dad got murdered, things have been great!"

"WHAT about Van Johnson?"

"He talking to the Penguin?"

"I'm going to need more tape than I thought!"

"I threw meatloaf on my mom today!"

"So Canada has a South too!"

"You know, Adam worked for scale in this film because he wanted to work with this director."

"I'll have a clown burger and some fries"

Frank: She claims it was the Jolly Green Giant. "Frankly, I think it was Sprout."

"We've taken the Sears Auto Center waiting room and turned it into headquarters."

"Please sir, just play the parking fine."

"No, not the belt! No!"

(as Adam West hits a punk) "That was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton."

"Adam West did his own stunts for this film."

"It's 5 am and Mr. Zombie's day is just beginning."

"Yes, I said 'batty.'"

"As a coconut sir, I'm offended."

"He's flushing his head!"

"Let me get this straight. Let's make a Batman movie, but NOT call Adam West!"

"Look at me! I could have worked with Nicholson!"

"I'll call Burt Ward. I KNOW he's not busy."

Classic MSTK3

[–] 15 years ago

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[–] mike_the_bloody 15 years ago

Servo: When bad things happen to beefy guys

Crow: (as Tony) I'm too dreamy to remember groceries

Crow: (as Adam West) Hello, I want 1900-SPANK ME

(watching a zombie wielding a baseball bat)
Servo: George Romero's Casey at the Bat

Crow: Wait a minute, guys. Tia Carrere is in this movie? We may actually have to pay attention

Servo: Cut! Cut! Tia, you're supposed to be in your underwear in this scene!

Servo: (as Molly) So, what, is your Bat Mobile in the shop or something?
Mike: (as Adam West) Shut up!

Servo: (after Adam West pulls out his gun) This is Tim Burton's last night on Earth

Servo: (as Frank, after Adam West is pulled into the grave) You were the bestest Batman ever. Good bye, Cesar Romero!

Servo: (as Pete and Susie kiss) So many women tennis players wish they were that guy

Jim: When Jimbo wastes 'em, they stay wasted
Mike: Hey, that's a good slogan

Servo: (about the ceremony) What stage of grieving is this?
Mike: It's the goofy stage

(talking about the bands appearing in the opening credits)
Servo: Oh, Motorhead. I have their new collection of Cole Porter tunes
Crow: (as Girlschool appears) Uh, that's Womanschool!
Servo: Oh, I think Thor ith fabulouth
Mike: Oh, Deathmask! They played at my parents' anniversary party
Servo: I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger

Crow: There's a deeeaaaaad hunk in the middle of the road! Dead boy!

(Zombie Tony stumbles towards a college-like athletic building)
Crow: (as Tony) Must...register...for...semester!

(Zombie Tony looks up to a bright light)
Servo: The dead zone is for loading and unloading only

Det. Sorrell: (on the issue of Bobby's murder) The kid was impaled with a baseball bat, I don't know how this James Earl guy could do it!
Adam West: Maybe James Earl has a great batting average
Servo: But it's the R.B.Is that count, isn't it?

Mike: Mentos, the Freshmaker!

Crow: Is she half sheeeeeeep?

Crow: Did we accidentially switch to a different movie?

Crow: I'll have a clown burger and some fries

Crow: (as Tony) Ah, I forgot tampons. I'll probably be okay for tonight

Crow: (singing) When your car hits a guy, and his body goes fly, that's a dead guy

(as Adam West kicks a punk)
Crow: That was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton!

Mike: A young Joe Peppatone ponders his fate

Servo: You're listening to the Light FM, and now, here's Fist!

Crow: Come on! Turn the tape over!

Amy: This is a big garage!
Mike: See? She's not that dumb!

Servo: You know, Adam West did his own stunts for this scene

Crow: I'll check the script

Crow: He's being stalked by Depeche Mode!

Servo: (as Adam West) Look at me! I could have worked with Nicholson!

Mike: (as Adam West) I'll call Burt Ward. I know he's not busy

Mike: Sythesizer signals suspense!

"New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it" - Sawyer, LOST

[–] Misanthwopical_Bweed 15 years ago

"we're doing a scene out here..."

"The US was founded by a group of slaveowners who told us all men are created equal."

[–] dedoc1967 14 years ago

"So Canada has a South too."

"That's the Canadian Health Care system ... Bush warned us."

"It's Eddie Van Halen. No, Valerie Bertinelli."

"He's being stalked by Depeche Mode!"

"Is this song in Esperanto?"

Yes, I killed Yvette. I hated her sooo much. F - flames, on the sides of my face - heaving, breath-

[–] Commando85 14 years ago

Adam West: He's on probation.
Young detective: Let me guess. Assault.
Crow: No, a pepper!

Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

[–] MSStMarie 14 years ago

I LOVED, "Is this song in Esperanto?"

Hey guys, it's HUME Cronyn, not Hugh.

AND, it's PUT the lime in the coconut, not I'M the lime in the coconut.

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Aagh; you're a HEDGE!

[–] thrashmaniac87 14 years ago

Auditions for the band Fear.

[–] SolarEclipseFilms 14 years ago

I did like when Jim pulls up at the Twist and Creme.

Servo: hey I threw a meatloaf at my mom today.

[–] burvegas-1 14 years ago

"Huh-huh, I like the *ting* sound."

"I'm too dreamy to remember groceries."

[–] ramoneandfatone 14 years ago

"All the leaves are brown, and the skies are grey."

[–] artist457 14 years ago

in the giant garage: "eeey what can i do ya for?"

"1 2 3 and jazz hands!"

"club jobless"

"office temps cut loose"

"this is either america ten years ago or canada today"

"son go save her"

[–] hubcap18 13 years ago

I liked when the waitress was walking to her car and she tilts her head back and the characters make gargling sound effects. And the references to that guy talking like The Penguin.

Being inconsistent is better than being consistently bad.

[–] Taargus_Taargus 13 years ago

"And the plot is advanced by a good parking space." (This cracks me up every time I hear it.)

"Um, about your voice..." (the medical examiner that talks like the Penguin)

And I love the scene with the couple in the hottub, when the guy takes off his gym shorts and Tom Servo says, "He's wearing Jockey for HER!" Then after a few minutes in the water the guy gets out and they start yelling again, then calm down and say "Well, at least that's over... ARRGGGHH!" as he walks past the camera with a close up on his wet underwear.

And, of course, "So the portal to hell is right there?" "That's why you should call before you dig."

"He's flushing his head." (When Adam West is flashing back to the scene at the beginning of the film while strange sound effect play in the background.)

Edit: How could I forget - "Must...register...for...fall...semester..."
That whole scene when the zombie is going into the "health club" to kill the teenagers cracks me up.

[–] Adler-99 13 years ago

[Voodoo woman mumbles incoherently] "Oh, she must be from Newfoundland."

[–] stevedallas-1 13 years ago

"You're going to protect the Twist and Creme corporation, aren't you son?"

After Jimbo insults and ditches his clique to make a pass at a waitress:

"So why is he the leader?"

[–] XNSuper 13 years ago

"elvis patois"

"shut up"

"shes being followed by Al gore"

"why is he crab walking?"

"thats a really trivial use of her dark powers"

[–] jorgito2001 10 years ago

The whole "Office Temps Cut Loose" scene and fake exchange between the bored looking man & woman dancing at that lame club nearly had me in TEARS!

That, and the "I like the TING sound!" had me laughing out loud!!!!

Really one of the best episodes!

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I'm your average ordinary everyday, jorgeegeetooo!