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Favorite riffs

posted 19 years ago by SSJAniFan
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"It's Rasta, the kooky dread clown!"

"Is she part sheeeeeeep?"

"I'm the Liiiiiiiiiiime and the Cocaaaaaaaaaaaanut, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

"God I love candles"

"It's the teenaged Andy Cap!"

"Chunky guys tend to attract people. It's a known given fact"

"I'll never forget you. You were the best Batman ever, Ceaser Romero"

"This is either America ten years ago or Canada today."

"Body-builder by day, Trapist Monk by night."

"Did they accidentially switch movies on us?"

"George Romero's Casey and the Bat"

"This is your typical free week at the Y."

"You know, John Goodman on Hugh Cronan's back could outrun this guy."

"You know, come to think of it Molly, we'll just go for a traditional funeral."

"Sythesizer signals suspense!"

"I'm the NRA!"

"You wanna try some-a Tony's-a pizza?"

"I'm going to show the world your butt crack!"

"This is an odd Nativity Scene."

"'It would be fun to open a convenience store.' What the hell was I thinking?"

"Vigilante Mom!"

"Don't worry, his area will protect him.... maybe not."

"When bad things happen to beefy guys."

"Hey Tony, I'm being-a robbed again! Could-a you... oh."

"Hank Peters: Italian Grocer"

"If you hadn't have sent him for groceries, he'd still be alive."

"Fight choreagraphy by Dom Deluise."

"Boy, she can nap anywhere."

"The Giants win the penant! The Giants win the Penant! The Giants win the penant!"

"Ever since Dad got murdered, things have been great!"

"WHAT about Van Johnson?"

"He talking to the Penguin?"

"I'm going to need more tape than I thought!"

"I threw meatloaf on my mom today!"

"So Canada has a South too!"

"You know, Adam worked for scale in this film because he wanted to work with this director."

"I'll have a clown burger and some fries"

Frank: She claims it was the Jolly Green Giant. "Frankly, I think it was Sprout."

"We've taken the Sears Auto Center waiting room and turned it into headquarters."

"Please sir, just play the parking fine."

"No, not the belt! No!"

(as Adam West hits a punk) "That was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton."

"Adam West did his own stunts for this film."

"It's 5 am and Mr. Zombie's day is just beginning."

"Yes, I said 'batty.'"

"As a coconut sir, I'm offended."

"He's flushing his head!"

"Let me get this straight. Let's make a Batman movie, but NOT call Adam West!"

"Look at me! I could have worked with Nicholson!"

"I'll call Burt Ward. I KNOW he's not busy."

Classic MSTK3

[–] Brunworld 19 years ago

Best MST3K episode, IMO.

Two of my favorite riffs:

"Pride of the Zombies."
"What is this, Deathmask featuring Olivia Newton John?"

[–] Victor_cferreira 19 years ago

West picks up his gun.
"This is the last night of Tim Burton on Earth" (Imagine if they could predict "Batman & Robin")

West picks up phone.
"Hello, 1-900-SPANK-ME?" Mike almost laugh his ass off with this one.

After the Mercedes run over Tony
"I think we hit a mousse!"

Tony leaves after talking to his mom
"And hide your nipples, honey. The neighbors are complaining."

[–] dravz 19 years ago

Mike- "I think we hit a moose!!"

Crow- "QUICK!!!! Turn the tape over!"

Crow- "Tia Carrera?!? We may have to pay attention here.."

Mike- "A little too lotta cars.."

[–] maixiu 19 years ago

"I forgot to pick up tampons. Oh well, I'm probably okay for a couple days."

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[–] dave61789 19 years ago

"I like the ting sound".

[–] brendanokeeffe 19 years ago

"I'll seen some raunchy stuff, but this is disgusting"
Crow does a dead-on impersonation of Adam West, I was laughing my ass off.

[–] SpleenBandit 18 years ago

"There's a lot of cars in here!"
"See? She's not that dumb!"

"She's HIDING - BEHIND - A - WINDOW!"

[–] TerminalMan 15 years ago

I just love the way Mike cracks up laughing when Tony gets hit by the car.

[–] seminoles8424 18 years ago

There are a few more i loved in this episode

"The zombie never could hit a curve ball"

"If u have a zombie on ur team u have to play him in right field"

"Eat my steel please"

"Oh the zombie got a job and had a family"

"If that zombie comes i'll throw pasta at him"

"Ever since dad died things have been great"

"When a car hits a guy and the body goes fly its a dead guy"

"CUT! Tia u need to be in ur underwear in this scene!"

"For once i'd like to see a zombie with some get up and go"

This is another classic MST3K episode!

[–] bondfool-1 18 years ago

I don't know why, but at the baseball game when the mom said, "Please let it rain so I can leave." And then every one leaves at once, "That's a big family!"

[–] tommarine28 18 years ago

"I'm too dreamy to remember groceries!"

(after punk throws pasta at mom) "Didn't stick, must not be done."

"Dead people don't tread water!"

"She's hiding behind a window!"

[–] cobra_2k 18 years ago

Servo: "(incoherent Jamaican-voodoo muttering)...This guy's DEAD, what the HELL?!"

In fact, ALL of Molly's appearances and speaking bits are wonderful. For me, it was a mediocre episode, but as soon as she came along, it was a great one.

[–] rapidflash6 18 years ago

"This is your typical free week at the Y."

"Whoa, he's a rebel! Look at him cross that center line..."

"What about junior high kids?"

"Please sir, just play the parking fine!"

"This is all too familiar."

"I hope my pirate meal has onion rings."

[–] sleepytime 18 years ago

"Henry Peters: Italian Grocer"

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[–] s_rmclark 15 years ago

Ah yes, the obligatory "I'll post the entire episode" person

[–] GandalfWizard 18 years ago

"See, if he would've been wearing a seat belt, this would not have happened!"

[–] pkstr11 18 years ago

Crow: Voodoo stuff here, voodoo stuff there, throw in a little Crystal Light...

Tom: (Jamaican accent) Ya mon, parasail, jetski, best on the island!

Voodoo Lady: "...and feel again the wooooooorm!"
Tom: I don't WANNA feel again the worm!

(Zombie starts screaming, cut to shot over city)
Tom: The morning call to voodoo

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[–] CoffinGod 17 years ago

This is one of my favorite episodes:

Tom Servo: So many women tennis players wish they were that guy.

Tony: Get outta here!
Mike: Bow down to my nipples!

and perhaps my favorite riff--

Crow: HE'S WEARING JOCKEY FOR HER!

[–] SolarEclipseFilms 17 years ago

Zombie view, heading inside the college.

Servo(deep zombie like voice): Must register for next semester

[–] tommarine28 17 years ago

(Tony fighting with crooks)
Servo: One and two and three and JAZZ HANDS!!!

[–] daughterofolaf 17 years ago

"I say let 'em come!" "I'll throw pasta at them!"

"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"

[–] ftt 16 years ago

"Son, go rescue her!"

Waitress: "Look, I told you. I will never go out with you!"
- "OK, Friday then?"

"How you diddeli-doin'?"

[–] SolarEclipseFilms 16 years ago

Mike: Office Temps cut loose.

A classic episode.

[–] sschind 14 years ago

I'm pretty sure the riff was "this town ain't that small" but I can't recall what the punk said just before it. I do know I laughed my a** off. That and the "Canda has a south too"

This was one of my favorite episodes.

[–] MSStMarie 14 years ago

(Tony fighting with crooks)
Servo: One and two and three and JAZZ HANDS!!!

Makes me laugh every time I see it.

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