Best MST3K quote during Hobgoblins

These were both by Servo:

"Club Scum, huh? Then why are there lunch ladies serving tator tots back there?"

And,


(After Road Rash shoves Kevin back into his cafeteria-looking seat at the club, telling him to stop interrupting the show)

"Drink your milk and finish your peas."

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Without MST3K, the movie would be much less entertaining. The film's bad because it won't be comedy and it won't be horror, and it won't be parody. When you have characters running to a van, which then rocks from the suggested sex acts going on, that's a very Mexican movie kind of outcome--except Mexican films know when a joke's a joke.

Things that are bizarre in the film:

Why does Kevin fight with the guy on the lawn at all? Only a total wimp would care what his girlfriend thought. Besides this, they're already dating so
what purpose does proving manhood have exactly?

Why does the phone sex operator do all the voices. Isn't that kind of weird?

The creatures only kill people by getting them to live out fantasies (which is a long-time, cool idea in cinema) so why exactly do the creatures wrestle, scare and "fight" with potential victims--especially not harming anyone, drawing any blood, or ripping any clothing? um..aren't they sorta small?

The Rambo guy happens to have a grenade in his van which doesn't kill the creatures, then another grenade blows up at Club Scum which ignites someone standing up and walking around. The same guy then rejoins the cast showing no injuries, even though he uses crutches. Would absurdist Beatles director Richard Lester want to use these kind of shots too?

There are so so many great quotes

The bit where McCready first sees the Hobgoblins

Crow: At this point I hadn't yet reacted


Or

Just tell us how to change the music

or

Meet the Hobgoblins, Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce and the claw

or

He's got his Night eyebrows on


or

Take on me, take me on


or

McCready: There's been an accident at the studio

Crow: We made Hobgoblins

Servo (as Oliver Hardy): FREEEESSSH FIIIIISSSH!!!

Servo: It's the 80's! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan!
Kindness...A little bit of it goes a very long way.

When the Hobgoblins are attacking the two girls on the couch.
"Help! Someone's rubbing puppets on us!"

" " ~ Harpo Marx

Oh where do I begin?!

Paint my muscle car PRUNE color please!

I'd like to get out of the rat race and guard a U-stor-it for awhile.

Does he have pringles in his shoes?

It's the 80's! Do a lot of coke and vote for ronald regan.

Oh thunder road!

He majored in whack-a-mole.

Waky-T-Baky.

Oh everyobody have sex tonight. Everybody throw up tonight. Amazingly no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

They made love in his chevy van and that's NOT alright with me!

This movie makes me want to pull out my extensive adam ant collection.

Full on Jamie Gertz.

The vault turned 21 in prison doin' time w/out parole.

Sentences, just phrases.

There's a girl touching me!

Now we're just depending on the integrity of the fabric.

That sign needs an S on the end of it. Hits?

Lief Garret in the rose.

Crow: Someone's rubbing puppets on us!

Servo: Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?

Servo: Meet the Hobgoblins: Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw

McCreedy: There is one other thing
Servo: You'll have to know you'll have to apply a series of ointments to me regularly

McCreedy: There's been an accident at the studio
Crow: We made Hobgoblins

Crow: (as Kevin is being attacked by a hobgoblin) Really, the worst that would happen is one of those little plastic eyes would fall out and you'd choke on it

Crow: And he's assumed into B-Movie heaven

Crow: I wonder if he knows his face looks like that

Mike: Oh it just happened. Did you see that? The hose outacted him
Crow: Did you know that Nick went on to play pong in his underwear while drinking beer?

Servo: (as Nick parks his van) Scram! It's the owner of the house! We have to shoot this somewhere else!

Servo: (describing Fantazia) She's the kind of girl you bring home to meet Mother, if Mother's a cigaretty retired hooker

Mike: (as Kevin attacks a hobgoblin) Oh, big man, you strangled a plush toy

Crow: Nick's a smoking husk right now. He won't mind if we take his van

Mike: (singing) It's the 80s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

Mike: The Army was looking for sharp people, and Nick qualified

Servo: (as Kevin and Kyle pull up) That's 30! 30 parking scenes! I've been counting

Servo: (as the group enters Club Scum) Now this scene really makes me want to go clubbing... the director of this film! Where is he?

[A man in a gray uniform walks along with a loud crunching]
Mike: What, has he got Pringles in his shoes?
Servo: Proof that janitors walk upright!

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence"

LOL.


That Bank Vault killed a man.