My favourite line


"why has the car stopped?"

(a raging thunderstorm crashes all around)

"it's frightened"

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(Green) - So it was you! I was going to expose you!
(Wadsworth) - Yes, so I chose to expose myself!
(Colonel)- Please, there are ladies present!

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Another one I like after it's revealed by Colonel Mustard that his mom is still alive, "Well that would've been quite an achievement since you told us that she's dead already."

"You want me to roll 6,000 of these!? What? Should I quit my job!?" George Costanza, Seinfeld

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Greene: "Now I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."

Awesome.

- We could be men with ven!

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Green: What was your role in this?
Wadsworth: I was a victim too. Well, you see, my wife was. She had friends who were...socialists.
*all gasp*
Wadsworth: Well, we all make mistakes.

- We could be men with ven!

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My 2 faves are from Mrs. Peacock:

1. "Why would I have murdered all the others?" with her voice that starts out high and ends deep. A very aristocratic tone to it...

2. "Well, someone's got to break the ice and it might as well be me. I mean I'm used to being a hostess. It's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet for the first time to get acquainted. So, I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here or what I'm doing here or what this place is about but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued. And oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?" Classic...

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"I can't take anymore scares!"

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Mrs. Peacock: What does your husband do?
Mrs. White: Nothing.
Mrs. Peacock: Nothing?
Mrs. White: Just lies around on his back all day.

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The whole movie. The crap that passes for comedy today can't hold a candle to Kahn, Curry and Brennan.
But if I had to pick a fav line:

Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.

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Col. Mustard: Just checking.
Mrs. Peacock: Everything alright?
Col. Mustard: Yup. Two corpses, everything's fine.

Put your signature in italics or something so I don't mistake it as part of your post.

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(After Wadsworth has repeatedly thrown Mr. Green to the floor)

Green: "Will you STOP THAT!"

Wadsworth: "NO!"

XD

Semper Absurdus

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1 Certainly nobody can get in that position. Let me show you. Get off me. 2 When Mr. Boddy's body goes missing. There's certainly Life after Death. 3 Why would anyone want to kill him twice? That's what we call " Overkill. 4 Mrs White No man would like to be alone with you. 5 The yes and No part between The Major and The Butler. 6 And to make a long story short, Too late. 7 The Butler making an example with Mr. Green, dragging him all through the reconstruction of Boddy's murder had me in splits. Will you stop that, and the butler again drags him like a rag doll. 8 U see, We always get our man. Mrs Peacock was a man? followed by 2 slaps. And many more

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This is going to make me watch this movie tonight but here are mine:

Wadsworth: Chilled monkey's brains and while common in Cantonese cuisine are not very common in Washington, DC.
Mr. Green(in a nauseated voice): Is that what we ate?

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Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?
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Singing Telegram: I am your singing telegram...<BAM>
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"There's just one thing I don't understand."
"One thing?"
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Wadsworth talking about Mrs White's husband schtupping Yvette was funny only because in Blazing Saddles Madeline Kahn played Lily VonSchtupp.

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