Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says,"This post has been DELETED!"
shareThat awkward moment when you start to delete your post at the same time that Bender is deleting his post and you have to pretend you didn't even want to delete your post in the first place.
shareThat's the last time, POST! That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some POST like you! But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic DELETED life, I'm gonna be there! That's right! And I'm gonna DELETE the living sh!t out of you! I'm gonna DELETE you, POST, in the dirt!
This post was deleted because I don't think I need to sit with you *beep* dildos anymore.
*kicks chair*