MovieChat Forums > Ninja III: The Domination (1984) Discussion > Golf Course Assasination - Hilarious Ope...

Golf Course Assasination - Hilarious Opening Scene!!!

posted 17 years ago by spawnerdawner2004
6 replies | jump to latest

I can't believe how funny the opening scene is in this movie with the Golf Course Assasination!

I only watched the first 20 minutes of this movie and couldn't stop laughing...it was so bad its good!

I love how the Ninja totally forgets to disguise himself and cannot evade a squad car and two motocycles, but instead decides to outrun everyone in plain site down a gravel road! WOW. Inexplicably he attacks a helicopter and then gets gunned down.

Why save him amazing burial stunt until this point?

[–] wtfer420 17 years ago

yeah I saw that on Youtube as well.

Is the rest of the movie that bad?
I remember seeing the end of the movie when I was a little kid, but don't remember anything about it other than a scene or two

[–] Mitaka 16 years ago

I wouldn't say "bad". "Tacky", more like it. But that's part of what makes Golan-Globus movies so wonderful! More cheese than a deli! I saw the majority of Sho Kosugi's Golan-Globus films in the theatres (even the absolutely dreadful Black Eagle), and I consider them high points of my teenage years.

"The moment a person finds his voice is the moment his life takes on grace."
Story

[–] SPRTN2001 17 years ago

What made me laugh was that the bodyguard (the first victim) seemed more upset with the fact that the ninja messed up his bosses game of golf by crushing the golf ball, rather than automatically being alarmed by being confronted by a ninja

[–] KennethX 16 years ago

best. opening. ever.

[–] root-46 15 years ago

"What made me laugh was that the bodyguard (the first victim) seemed more upset with the fact that the ninja messed up his bosses game of golf by crushing the golf ball, rather than automatically being alarmed by being confronted by a ninja"

lmao :)) When ninja took that golf ball and crushed it with his bare hand, the guard went like "What the hell do you think you doing huh? Who do you think you are?!?" and got pwned hahaha

[–] millsey72 (9603) 2 years ago

I felt sorry for that family, his bodyguards and the police. This ninja was not to be messed with