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Things you'll never hear 'The Last Starfighter' characters say

posted 18 years ago by hollankreil
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Krill: Fire the meteor guns!
Xur: Will you cut that out? You're always wanting to blow things up with your damn meteors! Don't we have any nukes on this stupid ship?

Arcade Screen: Greetings pronoun, you have been recruited without your knowledge or consent by some alien force you've never heard of before to defend some location out of in the middle of nowhere from some guy with a goofy sounding name and aliens whose names sound like Conan.

Codan soldier: Communications turret has been destroyed. I've been saying it. I've been saying it for ten damn years...we need a better way to talk to our fighters. But instead...we have this one big vulnerable turret that anyone and their mother could blast to kingdom come!

Alex: Why I am worrying....this evil aliens can't hit a damn thing!

Grigg: Incoming CGI!

[–] hollankreil 18 years ago

Alex: Xur? Xu-urr? Xu-ewer? Doesn't anybody know how to pronounce this guy's name? He's the greatest threat you guys have faced in years and none of you know how to say his damn name?

Alex: This "victory or death" stuff sounds awesome!

Xur: Okay, who wrote "Beavis and Butthead rule!" on the back of my skull?

Codan Pilot: All communications are out, Wing Commander!
Wing Commander: Proceed with a visual attack format....ah screw it! They're not paying us enough for this *beep*!

Xur: Maybe we should get confirmation on that extermination emissary's message. You know, make sure the last starfighter actually is dead instead of automatically assuming so.

[–] hollankreil 17 years ago

Alex: Where did you get that flying car?
Centauri: Oh ran into a crazy wild-eyed scientist and some kid named Marty. Extended loan.

"You're from the 60s! Peace love dope! Back, back to the 60s! No place for you in the future!"

[–] Fluke_Skywalker 17 years ago

Alex: Where did you get that flying car?
Centauri: Oh ran into a crazy wild-eyed scientist and some kid named Marty. Extended loan.

Alex: “You think I'm gonna watch you shine your pick-up? Go to the drive-in? Get drunk and throw up every Saturday night? No way, man! I’m gonna hang out with some old coot and play video games while you steal my girl.”

’Cause there’s thunder in your heart... Every move is like lighning!

[–] RVD42 16 years ago

F'u and your soaps Elvira. Im going to the lake to get laid!!!

[–] hollankreil 16 years ago

Conan guard (after getting beat-up by Xur): "For a loud-mouth preening fool Xur sure kicked our butts. What does that say about my effectiveness as a guard?"

"Scientists make these deductions by examining a rat, or your landlord who won't cut the rent."

[–] hollankreil 14 years ago

Xurian Spy (about to sabotage the base's defenses): "Oh crap, forgot the bomb."

"Fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite." -JL

[–] hollankreil 14 years ago

Bump.

"Fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite." -JL

[–] falcon2484 14 years ago

Louis: "Y'know, I think I'm gonna throw out all my Playboys. I'm much too young to be looking at naked women."

Enduran: "We shall see, Xur. We shall SEE...Although, it's not too late to organize a summit to work out a peaceful annexation of Rylos into the Ko-Dan Empire."

Centauri: "Meanwhile, they'll be going after Beta."
Beta: "That's a damn good plan, Centauri."

Bodati Alien: "Stop calling me Great Cthulhu. And would you mind stepping on my tentacle again? It felt really good."

The Falcon flies

[–] Crossingthegulf 12 years ago

Resident of park: Go to the lake Alex. Youre not the owner or manager of the park. Its not your responsibilty to fix anything.

[–] DeepRest 12 years ago

Otis - "To hell with this. I've got better things to do with my time than stand here and watch this jackass play video games!"

[–] bradknopf 12 years ago

Grigg:

"Look at the bright side Alex, you could have ended up in Prometheus!"

You're forgetting one thing- I just started using laser cats again!

[–] MurphAndTheMagicTones 11 years ago

Alex: The fighters are attacking.

Grig: Oh, s***! Let's get the hell out of here! I don't want to get hurt!

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"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I NEVER slice."---Judge Smails, Caddyshack

[–] dannydinosaur 11 years ago

"Hey, Granny, put away that shotgun, what's wrong with you? This is my fr--"

BANG!!!

"Well, s**t. Louis, it looks like there's room for you to come along with us now after all."

[–] dannydinosaur 11 years ago

"Centauri's the name. I invented Starfighter. Which is why I'm here."

"It is?"

"Hell, yeah. I've come to take the game back to Vegas where it was supposed to go in the first place. You think I'm gonna let some trailer trash kid become The Last Starfighter? Rylos has class, man!"