best line
"Excuse me sir you have to move your car this ia a handicap parking spot"
"I am handicap I'm psychotic"
"My Father hung me on a hook once"
"Only Once"
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To me, the scene in the washroom with Glynnis O'Connor trying to get
layed, is the best. The janitor's "thank you lord", is just perfect
Ma Kelly: "It's an ashtray. I've been thinkin of takin up smoking and this clinches it."
Jocko: "No more nodding."
Johnny: "Where the hell are we?"
Ma Kelly (telling woman what they have in common): "We both do laundry for a living, we're both swell lookers, and neither one of us is Chinese."
Jocko: "I thought I lost ya, ya little bald headed beauty."
Ma Kelly: "The lower East side. This really sucks."
Maroni: "You fargin icehole."
Ma Kelly:
I'm surprised neither one of ya turned out to be a piece of sh&%^$t criminal!
I go both ways.
Stop acting like a fag choir boy!
I love him, but one day I'm gonna knock him on his ass!
What can't you say in front of me? You wanna get laid, dontcha?! You wanna hump your brains out! Ba-boom, Ba-boom, Ba-boom!
Get me from my good side.
I hope I can make it to 30.
Do you think he knows about fore-play?
Don't you DARE faint Pittypat Hamilton! If Melanie says it's alright, it tis alright!
Everything that Moroni said - i would like to know if Dimitri came up with that, or if the screenwriters did or the genius of Heckerling.
The best Moroni is when he addresses the DA and the court.
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
DUNDEE - Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!
this is one of the tops for quotable movies.
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Mrs. Capone: Hi, Johnny.
Johnny: Hi, Mrs. Capone.
Mrs. Capone: Can I borrow a cup of bullets? We're all out.
Johnny: We're a little short to.
Mrs. Capone: Al's gonna be pissed.
Johnny: Well maybe Al's gonna have to stay home tonight!*slams door*
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Johnny:(picks up Lil's knitting) I hope this is for a small grownup.
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You're momma's so ugly she made a mime scream.
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When Ma Kelly is coming in from what appears to be a snow storm and says "Worst July I've seen in years" or something to that effect. I say that nearly every day in the winter here in Chicago.
shareMa Kelly-"What? And give up me career?"
Roman Moronie-"That's a fargin' trick question!"
Jocko Dundee-"No more nodding!"
The Pope-"And Ima da Pope."
Danny Vermin-"It shoots through schools."
Johnny Dangerously-"How 'bout me getting knocked out?"
Johnny's mother at the movie theater (but I don't have it word for word right):
"I'll take some popcorn, Milk Duds, and.... a whitefish"
(Then Vermin's hand selecting a smoked whitefish.)
You just have to be resigned-
You're crashing by design
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