Best Lines Ever
Love the lines when Michael Caine talks about a message he sent a girlfriend...
"Found A Virgin, it's Paradise..Yours, Matthew.." LMAO! Best ever! Still laugh my arse off over it! P.S Nobody plays a drunk better than Mr.Caine
Love the lines when Michael Caine talks about a message he sent a girlfriend...
"Found A Virgin, it's Paradise..Yours, Matthew.." LMAO! Best ever! Still laugh my arse off over it! P.S Nobody plays a drunk better than Mr.Caine
"Look - a shell!!"
share-It's Brazilian. It's a different kind of wedding.
-I'll wait and catch the divorce.
-I can't do any kind of dancing where you use the body.
-Look! A shell!
-I'm twenty years older than you.
-Twenty-eight.
-T- t- t- twenty-five.
-Karen couldn't come. She's dead.
-She's not really dead...!?!?
-Well, not in the sense that she's not alive.
-I love you no matter what you mother says about me.
-She doesn't say anything about you.
-Yeah but you can't always trust her.
I think this movie is absolutely hilarious!! One of my favorite lines:
Matthew "Does he speak?"
Nicky "He's a drummer."
Matthew "Can he beat out HELLO on the table?"
Gets me every time!!
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[paraphrase]
"You want my daughter's hand in marriage? What are you gonna say? 'With this teething ring, I thee wed'?!"
Born when she kissed me, died when she left me, lived whilst she loved me
Walking on the beach:
Victor: "They're back together again; he had a thing with his secretary."
Matthew: "Looks like he brought his thing back home"
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Arriving at the vacation house:
Victor: "Doesn't she ever speak?"
Eduardo Marquis: "Never. And it is a blessing."
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During the Karen in bed crying scene, that whole line of dialog where a husband knows that whatever he says, he'll be wrong:
Matthew: "I'm sorry for what I did."
Karen: "You didn't do anything."
Matthew: "Alright, then, I'm sorry for what I didn't do. Whatever works here."
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In Victor's office, to Matthew:
Victor: "You show me two people fighting and I'll show you lawyers flying lazy circles overhead"
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Early on:
Victor: "Who packs not to go on vacation?" and "We did say Rio, right? What's the big attraction in Bahia?"
Matthew: "Not me, evidently!"
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When Victor is looking over paperwork, circling things (probably conditions of the divorce from her lawyer) and he just gets fed up and slams the papers down. "LAWYERS!!"
From the OP:
Love the lines when Michael Caine talks about a message he sent a girlfriend...Actually, he described in the first "aside" how he was transferred to a Pacific island, invited his girl to visit, and sent her a postcard every day, with a single word on each one... She got them out of order, and never spoke to him again, but his original message was "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours, Matthew"
"Found A Virgin, it's Paradise..Yours, Matthew.." LMAO! Best ever! Still laugh my arse off over it! P.S Nobody plays a drunk better than Mr.Caine