Ophelia or Penelope?


Which would you prefer?

I have always thought that once they made their millions Louis should have gone back for Penelope. Yeah, I know she was snobby and brushed Winthorpe off earlier, but she was a stunner and would have been a waste for that Todd ass hole to keep her!

Anyone else agree with that or do you think he was right in staying with Ophelia?

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Penelope....a lot more attractive and not a worn out prostitute. Just make sure you get a good pre-nup. She may be a bit more ticked at Winthorpe for putting her uncle in the street. But if he had major millions, she would probably welcome the money and all would be forgiven.


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I choose Penélope!

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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Ophelia...much nicer and less posh

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jamie lee's tits are superb. her waist and shoulders are top-notch. you know you'll have great fun with that kind of body. the only downer about her is her face.

penelope is has a beautiful face but her body is dull.

for coitus i'd pick jamie lee.

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If we're being realistic, the fact that Ophelia had slept with countless men would bother me. That said, personality-wise, it made total sense for him to end up with her. He was a changed man after all of this.

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Absolutely Ophelia. Penelope was a shallow, selfish, hypocritical, judgmental, stuck up airhead socialite who was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and never worked a day in her life. All she cares about are her snotty parties. If you're interested in anything other than sex, she would be quickly annoying. Ophelia was smart and compassionate, a real woman who got a bad start in life but worked her way up out of poverty. Remember the way she cancelled a session and got into bed to keep Louis warm when he was sick. Penelope wouldn't have made any kind of sacrifice like that.

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Ophelia, don't know how anyone would choose otherwise

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I'd rather be alonet han with Penelope.

And Ophelia. Well, it's Halloween/True Lies/TP's JLC, so yeah.

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I agree. I'd have definitely preferred Ophelia to Penelope. When it comes to women it's not only looks or only personality. To me, it's a combination of the two and I'd have taken Ophelia over Penelope.

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Penelope

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Not even close...Penelope. Ophelia was a complete skank who latched onto Winthrop when she realized he was loaded. Probably gave him a boatload of STD's from all the guys she banged.

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Ophelia was a complete skank who latched onto Winthrop when she realized he was loaded.


Unlike Penelope, Ophelia actually warmed up to Winthorpe before he became rich again. Or did you think Ophelia was Penelope, and Penelope was Ophelia?

"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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Did you catch Ophelia's middle name?

Ghan O' Rhea!

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You're joking, I hope?

"How could a man love anything except a blonde?"
-Captain Phoebus, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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Ophelia cared a lot more for Louis. She looked after him when he was sick, gave him a place to stay. When Louis took the overdose of pills she sounded genuinely worried and heartbroken when she and Billy Ray found him.





Любовь и мир навсегда.

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Jamie Lee Curtis was much cuter in the face and sharp eyes, but Penelope had it everywhere else. I just rewatched this and hadn't remembered Penelope.

Either are good.


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You're on drugs. Yellow pills. Red ones. Whatever Louis put in the drawer. JLC had about the closest thing to a perfect figure I've ever seen in any actress. An hourglass that was stacked up top but not oversize (they were real, and they were spectacular) tapering to a narrow waist then flaring to wide hips, a nice tush and shapely legs. Penelope had nothing "anywhere else." She was just skinny, with no muscle tone.

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